12.28.2006

Happy Trails Czar

On 12/28 the Memphis Grizzlies fired coach Mike Fratello after a total of two and a quarter seasons in charge. “The Czar” was the winningest coach in franchise history with a record of 95-83 (0-8 in the playoffs), but got the axe after his club started the year 6-24. He will be replaced by Tony Barone Sr. on an interim basis

There are two main things to blame for the slow start in Memphis, neither of which are Fratello’s fault.

#1 The debacle that is/was the pending sale of the team.

#2 Pau Gasol missing the first 22 games of the season with a broken left foot.

I’m not a huge defender of the Czar, but I think it’s fair to say he got a somewhat raw deal here. After all, he does have decent track record, never had a full compliment of players and was only given 30 games to get something done.

That said…..

Fratello did exactly what I thought he would in my Western Conference Preview back in October (more or less).

“I have no doubt that the Czar is going to revert back to his old Cleveland days by having his club take the air out of the ball and milk the shot clock on every single possession.”

Therein lies the problem.

When the owner (Michael Heisley) and President (Jerry West) both say in the pre-season, and at points during the season too, that they are looking forward to seeing their young players get out and run in a more up tempo style, I suggest you do it if you value your job.

When I said in the QPR that “This is a bad team that has already stopped listening to coach Mike Fratello” it was not exactly a state secret.

You see, even though they’ll all deny it, players read the papers. Hence when they see Heisley & West publicly on one page, and witness Fratello daily on another, well it doesn’t take Einstein to figure out what comes next.

So in the end the Czar was his own worst enemy, like a lot of these old school coaches tend to be. They believe so strongly that W’s are the only thing that matters at the end of the day, that they ignore direct pleas from above to develop players.

I understand where Fratello (and others) is coming from, but at the same time you’ve got to understand your situation and make the best of it. Meaning, take your lumps, improve the team gradually and hope you’re around long enough to reap the rewards of your hard work and perseverance.

I know it almost never goes down like that, but at least that way you keep your job and look like the good soldier in the end.

The other option is to do whatever you want for as long as you can, then get labeled a particular way after you’re fired. Just like players, NBA coaches are what they are at a certain point.

The good news (for fans anyway) is that hopefully we'll get to hear the Marv Albert – Mike Fratello duo calling games again very soon.

12.19.2006

Dank Nuggets?

THE FIGHT

First off, I’m not sure it’s really that big a deal. I mean, what were there, like two and a half punches thrown, maybe? This whole situation reeks of the New York media hating Isiah Thomas and blowing this entire situation completely out of proportion.

Anyway…

Nene Hilario & Jerome James – 1 game each.

They left the bench, and that rule is well known by any player that gives a damn.

Jared Jeffries – 4 games.

I didn’t see him actually do anything. I guess he gets that many games because it looked like he wanted a piece of Carmelo Anthony? Whatever. This one is far too steep if you ask me.

Mardy Collins – 6 games.

I flat out don’t get this one. Was the foul that triggered this mess silly? Yes, but if your name isn’t Doug Morgan or John Miller, and you actually watch the NBA, you’ve seen many fouls that were much more egregious then this one. All he did was take a slightly excessive foul, and he really wasn’t involved in the initial fracas.

J.R. Smith & Nate Robinson – 10 games each.

These two career knuckle heads deserve what they got, and maybe even a few more games at that. Look, if Smith wants to push and shove with Collins in disagreement, that’s fine, boys will be boys. But for punk ass “Gary Coleman” to then jump in like he’s some type of old school gangster, that’s what really set it off. Then, instead of just letting it go, J.R. tackles “Gary” into the stands and here we go again…almost.

Carmelo Anthony – 15 games.

First things first, the so called “sucker punch” was just an open handed slap to the face of a guy who was being held back. That being said, this one was pretty darn steep, but there’s no doubt that Melo was being made an example of (more on that below). The brouhaha was dying down when Anthony inexplicably took it upon himself to make it worse. In that regard, he got what he deserved.

George Karl & Isiah Thomas – no suspensions.

Isiah is not the first coach to instruct his players to take a hard foul or two, nor will he be the last. Likewise, Karl is not the first coach to purposely run up the score, nor will he be the last. I really can’t find one more culpable then the other, but they are both surely a few pancakes short of a stack. I honestly have no clue how or why Zeke NEEDED to be suspended, and find the supposed “outrage” that he wasn’t a little more then ridiculous. New York media in full effect, yo!

Denver Nuggets & New York Knicks - $500,000 fine each.

I love this part of it. Not like it matters that much to Stan Kroenke or James Dolan, but ramp that up a touch (to about a mil per), and suddenly franchises are going to have rules against fighting and want no part of loose cannon type players.

Start fining GM’s too (as le commish hinted at), and personnel decisions are going to be that much more interesting.

I know Commissioner David Stern and Executive Vice President Stu Jackson are taking hits for going over board here, but I can’t really say that I blame them.

For some reason white-bread-politically-correct-America (you know who you are) has a problem with the *insert derogatory term about young black men here* in the NBA. No matter that it’s probably superficial and not truth, because perception (along with Staff Sergeant Barnes in ‘Platoon’) is reality.

This is what Dictator Dave sees, and nothing else. He’s not in the losing money business. So when he says, "We have set up the goal of eliminating fighting from our game. We haven't eliminated it completely.” I take him at his word and know that he means business.

Sucks for Melo, but not nearly as bad as it’ll suck for the next participants in a basket-brawl.

THE TRADE

Philadelphia gets: Andre Miller, Joe Smith & two first round pick in the 2007 draft (Denver’s & Dallas’).

Denver gets: Allen Iverson & Ivan McFarlin.

I *like* this deal for the Sixers. I stress like because I don’t love it. All things considered though, with Billy King running the show, this trade could have turned out much, much worse.

What I don’t like is that Philly got Andre Miller, and this is two fold.

First, his contract lasts until after the 2008-09 season, or one year post Chris Webber. That in itself is not a deal breaker, but it would have been nice to have mega salary cap space after the ’07-08 season.

Second, A Mil can actually play. He gives the Sixers a legit PG who’s not a complete offensive liability (my apologies to Eric Snow & Kevin Ollie).

Why is this a bad thing you say? Well the goal is to rebuild, not retool on the fly, and the addition of Andre means Philly is bound to win a few too many games to have the most ping pong balls for the lottery. A side effect of this may also be that BK fools himself into thinking that the Sixers are just a “piece or two away” from contending. (Stop me if you’ve heard that one before Philadelphia.)

According to Nuggets VP Rex Chapman, A Mil was never on the table until after the fight. That’s when BK swooped in and said we don’t need a third team to take Nene or Reggie Evans’ salary if you give us Miller. So King was being opportunistic in a way, but I’m just not sure getting Andre was in the best interest of the franchise long term.

Joe Smith is the expiring contract part of the equation. He fits in perfectly with C-Web and Alan Henderson giving the Sixers the best rotation of well past their prime big men in the league. Seriously, Smith has nothing left in his tank at all.

What clinched this trade was Denver including two first round picks in the upcoming draft. The 2007 draft is supposed to be one of the deepest in recent memory, and even though the picks Philly received don’t figure to be very high, BK’s replacement (I know, wishful thinking) can always package them to move up on draft day.

I hate this deal for the Nugs, and even though I heard him say otherwise, I highly doubt Kiki Vandeweghe makes this move.

Before I get deep into my rant, let’s be realistic here for a second.

Yes, Denver just got Allen Iverson for Andre Miller more or less. (I’ll refrain from mentioning that there was a reason AI came so cheap…whoops.) So kudos to them.

Next, big picture wise, the Nugs just set themselves up for at least six weeks of transition/training camp that will happen in two phases…..in the middle of the season…..in the much tougher Western Conference.

Phase one will run from 12/20-1/19. In this phase AI will be getting acquainted with his new teammates, system, etc.

Then, just when that is starting to feel comfortable, phase two will start. In this phase Carmelo Anthony returns and he, AI, George Karl and the rest of the players all get on the same page. I’m probably being kind in saying that phase 2 will last only two weeks, and if we extend this phase to three weeks (not unrealistic at all), that’s a full third of Denver’s season (27 games).

I think those are some pretty solid facts.

Now for the opinion…

Where to start? Ok, how about another reference to my boy John Hollinger.

Usage Rate = {[FGA + (FT Att. x 0.44) + (Ast x 0.33) + TO] x 40 x League Pace} divided by (Minutes x Team Pace)

Usage Rate is the number of possessions a player uses per 40 minutes. For players on pace to play 500 or more minutes the top two are…

#1 AI at 34.4
#2 Melo at 32.7

You want some normal stats? Ok, how about these.

Scoring

#1 Melo at 31.6 ppg
#2 AI at 31.2 ppg

Field goal’s attempted per game

#1 AI at 24.4
#2 Melo at 24

You get my drift I’m sure. How these two are going to co-exist in the same offense, I have no idea.

I love how all the analysts are lauding this trade as a coup and whatnot. I say to these people, have you seen Allen Iverson play? Have you followed his career at all?

Unfortunately I have. I’ve seen way, way, way too many of AI’s games in my day.

I use this phrase a lot, but at a certain point, players are what they are in the NBA.

And yes, AI reached that point long ago.

It’s amazing to me what a free pass this guys gets. I know the people of Philly are knowledgeable and passionate sports fans, but for some reason they never saw this guy for what he was.

He took the Sixers to the Finals once. I repeat ONCE. What else did he do? I mean really. The dude is a bona fide coach killer (no one can argue that). How many players did he ever make better beside Kyle Korver?

Crickets.

Tumbleweeds.

Yet he had everyone eating out of his hand why….because he always played hard?

What a crock of poop that is.

He had a myriad of second options that I’m not going to run down (some of which have proven to be legit NBA players), but yet, somehow, they were always the problem, not him.

I repeat, at a certain point in the NBA, you are what you are. No more. No less. No excuses. And no one else’s fault.

Now AI is on a team where he is unquestionably the second best player. How do you think he’s going to like that?

Remember, we're talking about Allen forking Iverson here. The same guy who has *proudly* never changed the way he's played for the betterment of the team in ELEVEN YEARS. Yet, all of a sudden, he's going to fit in somewhere and be a team player? Uh-huh, sure.

Oh yeah, and his new coach, “Furious” George, has a screw loose and a quick temper taboot.

In other words, it’s a match made in heaven.

I already predicted Denver would make the playoffs before the season, so I can’t back off that now, but let’s just say it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if they didn’t make it post trade.

I’ll end with a few bold predictions:

- AI goes completely nuts (scoring wise) in at least his first four games in uniform.

- The Nuggets offense will resemble the Sixers boring one man dominating the ball show by the time Melo gets back.

- Upon his return, Melo is not happy about his team suddenly being AI’s. Nor is he happy that he has to try and fit into an offense that once revolved around him.

- There is some type of semi-blow up by the All-Star break.

- The honeymoon is officially over with one month to play in the regular season.

- A full scale battle for supremacy between the AI-Melo-Karl triumvirate is on with a vengeance by the first month of next season.

- Karl is fired mid-way through said season.

- AI is dealt the next summer (as he enters the final year of his contract) after Melo says, “Him or me.”

- Melo wonders where the last two years of his career went and never forgives the franchise, eventually asking to be traded himself.

12.18.2006

Quarter Pole Review

I’ve been avoiding writing about teams and their performance thus far because I hate to start out any analysis with “it’s early, but.” Now that every team has played more then 20 games, it’s safe to start making predictions about what the future holds for each and every club. That’s not to say that everything is completely set in stone at this point, because a few squads will still move up and/or down, but for the most part the trends of the first quarter of the season carry on throughout the year.

On to the third annual ‘Quarter Pole Review’…

TITANTIC

Boston Celtics (10-13)
Watchability - Medium.

Surprise - Al Jefferson finally making the most of his opportunity over the last seven games.

Disappointment - The three-headed PG rotation of Sebastian Telfair, Delonte West and Rajon Rondo has been less then stellar.

Overall - If Al Jef continues his quality play when Kendrick Perkins returns, and the rest of the cast remains somewhat healthy, there is no reason the C’s can’t win their division.

Toronto Raptors (10-14)
Watchability - Medium to low without Chris Bosh.

Surprise - That they are even remotely competitive without Bosh.

Disappointment - Morris Peterson’s production in his contract year.

Overall - The Raps have a bright future once they get a new coach (paging Marc Iavaroni). I think they’re still a year away, but don’t be surprised if they are on the fringes of the playoff race all season.

New Jersey Nets (9-14)
Watchability - Medium high.

Surprise - Jason Kidd finding the fountain of youth and having his best season since 2003-04.

Disappointment - Richard Jefferson having his worst year since his sophomore campaign in 2002-03.

Overall - The Nets still have the most talent in the division with four legit scoring options, but NJ will have to play the type of defense they are capable of more consistently to reach their full potential.

New York Knicks (9-17)
Watchability - Low to unwatchable.

Surprise - Eddy Curry showing a pulse when he gets the ball in the low post on offense.

Disappointment - Stephon Marbury pouting his way to his worst season ever.

Overall - Believe it or not, coach Isiah Thomas has his group playing pretty well. They undoubtedly have a lot of “ifs”, but I’m not ready to count the Knicks out of the 8th seed just yet.

Philadelphia 76ers (5-18)
Watchability - Extremely unwatchable to low.

Surprise - If you look closely enough you can see Andre Iguodala making incremental progress, albeit slight.

Disappointment - Take your pick of Chris Webber, Samuel Dalembert, Willie Green or coach Maurice Cheeks.

Overall - Brighter days are ahead, but make no mistake, things are going to get much worse before they get better.

CENTRAL

Detroit Pistons (15-8)
Watchability – Medium low to medium on occasion.

Surprise - Tayshaun Prince continuing to develop into one of the best all around players in the game.

Disappointment - Sixth man Antonio McDyess’ career low shooting percentage of 38.6%.

Overall – The Pistons have to be considered one of the favorites in the East. I’ll let you decide if that’s a compliment or a slight.

Cleveland Cavaliers (14-9)
Watchability - Medium high to medium.

Surprise - Rookie Daniel Gibson showing signs that he could be the long term answer at PG.

Disappointment - Zydrunas Ilgauskas’ sudden and sharp falloff in production.

Overall - The Cavs have been nothing special so far and seem to be basically the same squad as last year. Meaning they’ll go as far as LeBron James takes them.

Chicago Bulls (14-10)
Watchability - Medium.

Surprise - Coach Scott Skiles actually loosening up the reigns on offense a bit.

Disappointment - Ben Wallace not having near the impact expected.

Overall - The Bulls have yet to hit their stride, and probably have at least one big trade in them. I still think they will be very dangerous come playoff time.

Indiana Pacers (13-13)
Watchability - Medium.

Surprise - They have managed to stay out of trouble since the “wild west strip club shootout” incident.

Disappointment - Coach Rick Carlisle reverting back to his old ways and old lineup after only 14 games.

Overall - The Pacers are what they are as a team at this point, which is a mediocre playoff contender in the East. Look for a roster shake up coming soon where no one is safe, not even Jermaine O’Neal.

Milwaukee Bucks (10-14)
Watchability - Medium low.

Surprise –The admirable job Ruben Patterson has done filling in for the injured (and out for the season) Bobby Simmons.

Disappointment - I expected a little more improvement from second year C Andrew Bogut, but I do like his nasty streak.

Overall - The Bucks defense ranks last in John Hollinger’s defensive efficiency (109.7) AND in opponents field goal percentage (48.3%). So yes, those are vultures you see circling around coach Terry Stotts’ head.

SOUTHEAST

Orlando Magic (16-10)
Watchability - Medium high to high when 100% healthy.

Surprise - Dwight Howard imposing his utter dominance upon the league.

Disappointment - Dare I say that my boy Darko Milicic should be averaging more then 7.5 points on 45% shooting, 5 rebounds and 1.73 blocks in 22.5 minutes.

Overall - The Magic really struggle to score points when they are not at full strength because Howard is not yet comfortable dealing with constant double teams. Grant Hill is key to balancing the floor, but so are Jameer Nelson and Hedo Turkoglu. Their lack of experience will hurt them come playoff time, but Orlando has a very bright future.

Washington Wizards (12-11)
Watchability - Medium to medium high on some nights.

Surprise - Caron Butler having a career year.

Disappointment - Etan Thomas and Brendan Haywood conspiring to make sure they get nothing out their C position.

Overall - After all of coach Eddie Jordan’s pre-season talk about it, the Wiz still play no defense. They’ll be in the playoff race all year, but are one and done if they get in.

Miami Heat (10-13)
Watchability - Very low to medium low.

Surprise - Third year swingman Dorell Wright finally showing a little something.

Disappointment - They don’t seem to care all that much about anything. Playing hard, defending their title, procuring home court, you name it.

Overall - After Shaquille O’Neal is back playing for a month or so, the Heat will hit their stride. Will it be enough to win their division? Maybe, but it surely will be enough to make the playoffs in the putrid East.

Atlanta Hawks (9-14)
Watchability - Medium, because they play hard and compete every single night.

Surprise - Joe Johnson stepping up to have a career year.

Disappointment - “Big” free agent signee Speedy Claxton being hampered by a myriad of injuries.

Overall – If the Hawks can get any kind of substantial production from Claxton and Marvin Williams, they will be in the playoff hunt. Whether they make it in or not will depend on how many close games JJ is able to pull out for them.

Charlotte Bobcats (6-17)
Watchability - Medium low to low.

Surprise - Emeka Okafor coming back very strong after an injury plagued campaign.

Disappointment - Gerald Wallace reverting to his old self after breaking out last season.

Overall - I’m not the Bobcats fan I once was because this year’s edition doesn’t bring the same high energy nightly that has been their trademark thus far in their short existence. They have some pieces, but have no clue how to play as a team.

SOUTHWEST

San Antonio (19-6)
Watchability - Medium high to high if they are playing a good team.

Surprise - Brent Barry suddenly finding his touch again.

Disappointment - They have a tendency to coast against inferior competition.

Overall – Francisco Elson and Fabricio Oberto have done just enough in the middle, and the big three of Tim Duncan, Tony Parker and Manu Ginobili have been their normal selves. Of concern though; Bruce Bowen, Michael Finley and Robert Horry all seem to have lost more then a step at the same time.

Dallas Mavericks (17-7)
Watchability - Very high.

Surprise - Josh Howard’s continued evolution into a legit second scoring option.

Disappointment - Free agent Devean George shooting 32.9% from the field.

Overall - The Mavs have successfully avoided complacency and overcome a few injuries early on. This club is deep, dangerous and hasn’t hit their stride yet. Look for them to make a deep run in the post season.

Houston Rockets (15-9)
Watchability - Medium high to medium depending on if Tracy McGrady is playing or not.

Surprise - T-Mac deferring to Yao Ming as the primary offensive option when both were healthy.

Disappointment - Bonzi Wells playing in only six games thus far.

Overall - The Rockets could be a very good team when healthy. As is, they will likely have to tread water during the regular season and hope that T-Mac’s back is ready for the playoffs.

New Orleans/Oklahoma City Hornets (10-12)
Watchability - Medium high when healthy, but medium low right now.

Surprise - The way Chris Paul controls the game on offense is nothing short of brilliant.

Disappointment - Injuries to David West, Peja Stojakovic and Bobby Jackson derailed their season before it had a chance to get started.

Overall - The Hornets were looking better then I expected, but then the injuries hit. If they can get healthy with enough time to spare they’ll have a shot at one of the last two playoff spots in the West.

Memphis Grizzlies (5-19)
Watchability - Unwatchable to very low.

Surprise - Hakim Warrick leading them in scoring at 15.5 ppg.

Disappointment - Brian Davis’ bid to buy the franchise seems a little less then feasible, and has hamstrung any moves President Jerry West might make to rebuild.

Overall - Pau Gasol is back already, but I don’t see it mattering all that much. This is a bad team that has already stopped listening to coach Mike Fratello. Once the ownership mess is resolved, look for wholesale roster changes.

NORTHWEST

Utah Jazz (18-6)
Watchability - Medium high to high.

Surprise - Carlos Boozer bouncing back from injuries to have a career year.

Disappointment - Andrei Kirilenko kind of shrinking into the background.

Overall - The Jazz are very good now, and should get even better as the season progresses and everyone settles into their role. If they address their SG situation, Utah will have a chance to win it all.

Denver Nuggets (13-9)
Watchability - Medium.

Surprise - J.R. Smith being second on the team in scoring at 16.7 ppg.

Disappointment - Nene Hilario’s oh so slow recovery from right knee surgery.

Overall - The Nugs did a nice job recovering from a slow start, but something is not right with this squad. Coach George Karl is where I’d lay my money. “Furious” has the unique ability to alienate players while still winning games. I see that same pattern repeating itself in Denver.

Minnesota Timberwolves (10-11)
Watchability - Medium low to medium.

Surprise - Rookie big man Craig Smith (36th pick overall) looks like a keeper.

Disappointment - Free agent pickup Mike James reverting to his old form after inking his big deal.

Overall - I give the Wolves credit for hanging around .500 with this motley crew. It’s yet another testament to Kevin Garnett’s greatness. However, I don’t see this club making the playoffs even if they acquire a certain tough little man.

Portland Trail Blazers (11-14)
Watchability - Medium.

Surprise - Zach Randolph’s return to the land of the living.

Disappointment - A left heel injury limiting rookie Brandon Roy to five games.

Overall - This team is the biggest surprise to me so far. I went from thinking they were terrible, to thinking they aren’t half bad. Roy’s return, coupled with Joel Przybilla finding his groove, followed by smart trades of Z-Bo & Jamaal Magloire, and this franchise will be back contending before you know it.

Seattle SuperSonics (10-15)
Watchability - Medium to medium high.

Surprise - Luke Ridnour finding the confidence to finally become a legit third scoring option.

Disappointment - Earl Watson not embracing his role as backup PG and sixth man.

Overall – They stink without Ray Allen, plain and simple. With Ray in the lineup and healthy their scoring ability makes Seattle as dangerous as anyone on any given night. While the Sonics are a long shot to make the playoffs, they are not out of it yet.

PACIFIC

Phoenix Suns (17-6)
Watchability - Off the charts high.

Surprise - While not his old self, Amare Stoudemire is much closer to what he used to be then most thought possible.

Disappointment – Free agent PG Marcus Banks has been a complete flop.

Overall - Not like this is a news flash, but the Suns are very good. They will be in the race for the best record overall and extremely dangerous in the playoffs. The question for Phoenix is the same as it’s always been, can you really win it all playing that style?

Los Angeles Lakers (16-8)
Watchability - High to medium high.

Surprise - Kobe Bryant’s willingness to play a more team oriented style as soon as he entered the lineup.

Disappointment - Losing Lamar Odom for *at least* a month to a right knee injury.

Overall – The Lakers had been looking very good in the early going, moving the ball and playing the *team* game, etc. While defense was still LA’s major weakness, they were working on it. Now, with the loss of Odom, I fear that my boys are going to revert to the “stand-around-and-watch-Kobe-offense”, and that will be step in the wrong direction.


Golden State Warriors (12-13)
Watchability - Medium, but could go to medium high if they ever get 100% healthy.

Surprise - Second year guard Monta Ellis bursting onto the scene.

Disappointment - Jason Richardson being hampered by left knee problems all season.

Overall - I’m still not sold on the Warriors. They can be exciting to watch, but have no discipline as a unit and play zero defense. In other words, they play typical “Nellie Ball”. I’ll be very surprised if they remain in the playoff chase all year.

Sacramento Kings (10-12)
Watchability - Medium low to medium.

Surprise - Third year SG Kevin Martin leading them in scoring at 21.3 ppg is probably thee biggest individual surprise of the entire season thus far.

Disappointment - Coach Eric Musselman seemingly losing control of the locker room already.

Overall - I like to refer to the Kings as “Team tick, tick, tick…” There seems to be something of a power struggle going on between the old guard (Mike Bibby & Brad Miller) and the new regime (Ron Artest & Martin). I expect to see some roster changes in the near future, and possibly a playoff push after that, but Sacto is definitely lottery bound if they stand pat.

Los Angeles Clippers (10-13)
Watchability - Medium low to medium.

Surprise - That owner Donald Sterling locked up his core and his coach before any of them hit the open market.

Disappointment - Where to start? Sam Cassell, Chris Kaman and Tim Thomas are all nominees for their play. Then there’s also Corey Maggette who just requested a trade.

Overall - Something is very wrong in Clipperdom these days. My best guess is that LA thought they were better then they really are when the season started, and hence have had a hard time adjusting ever since. The Clips have too much talent to miss the playoffs, but seem headed that way unless they start playing the same type of defensive intensity that they displayed last year.

Quarter Pole Awards

Defensive Player - Emeka Okafor (Charlotte Bobcats)

Sixth Man - Tyronn Lue (Atlanta Hawks)

Coach - Jerry Sloan (Utah Jazz)

Rookie - Adam Morrison (Charlotte Bobcats)

MVP - Carlos Boozer (Utah Jazz)

All NBA

PG - Steve Nash (Phoenix Suns)

SG - Dwyane Wade (Miami Heat)

SF - Carmelo Anthony (Denver Nuggets)

PF - Carlos Boozer (Utah Jazz)

C - Yao Ming (Houston Rockets)

12.10.2006

Vegoose in Review

Before I get to the music, I have to comment on a few issues Vegoose first.

The run up to this year’s festival was marred by several things, but the main problem was lack of ticket sales. This gross oversight by the promoters (Superfly) led to no shows on Halloween, which had been advertised from the start, leaving people that had already made plans high and dry.

Superfly’s lack of foresight, biting off more then they could chew, whatever, also made it so there was only 1 night show per day on 10/29 and 10/30 both. Not exactly what was expected by most of the paying customers.

Even with all these letdowns before hand, I was still expecting the same level of service as normal once we arrived. I was wrong.

Superfly decided not to use Sam Boyd Stadium this time around (poor ticket sales) making the VIP area pretty much the furthest point from any of the stages on the grounds. This was a far cry from the previous year, where the VIP pavilion had a secret entrance to the stadium. I didn’t pay $500 a ticket to have to walk 10-15 minutes to the main stage every time.

For the “regular” customers, there were absolutely not enough port-a-johns. The lines were ridiculous for a festival of this magnitude. (If you were wondering, the VIP area had separate bathrooms.)

Even worse, there was a “super” VIP area this year, where you had to “know somebody” in order to get in.

It’s really hard to believe how much of a fall off there was from the debut to the sophomore offering in Vegas on Halloween weekend. I mean, there was a reason it was no brainer to go back again. It wasn’t even a question.

This event has soured me on the boys at Superfly, and it’s doubtful you’ll catch me at Bonnaroo or Vegoose again any time soon, if ever. There are just too many festival options these days that offer better lineups, a more down home feel (i.e. less corporate) and cost half as much.

All that said, I still has a GREAT time. Seriously. It may sound different from what you just read, but all those disappointments from before hand were all but forgotten by the time I landed on Thursday night. And being around good friends and good music was enough for me to overlook the lack of on site amenities…until I started typing this review.

On to the music!

Friday 10/27

Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds at the MGM Grand Garden Arena (2nd show)
Bartender, Dodo, Lie in Our Graves, Stay or Leave, Jimi Thing, What Will Become of Me, Old Dirt Hill, Gravedigger, So Damn Lucky, Little Thing, Two Step, Down By the River, I'm Your Captain*, Some Devil+, Satellite, The Maker, Crush, Tripping Billies, Smooth Rider, Crash into Me, Typical Situation, Dancing Nancies
E: Sister, Oh, When the World Ends, Save Me, Ants Marching
* Tim Solo
+ Dave Solo

From Skyloft #22 down an elevator, around a corner and we were at the venue. Couldn’t ask for any more then that.

All six people in our group had seats on the floor, but ours were the best. Teri and I were second row, slightly off to the right. It was quite a thrill for Teri and Ali (who I switched seats with during the show) to see their boyfriend Dave so close.

For me it was OK, but after seeing this same duo last Vegoose, it was just more of the same. Don’t get me wrong, Dave & Tim are great at what they do, but I was ready to boogie down and their music really doesn’t lend itself to that.

I ended up catching a few zzz’s second row if you can believe that, I know Ali couldn’t. What can I say other then guilty as charged.

Keller Williams at the House of Blues (5th show)
Thin Mint > It's a Plant > Freshies, Sinky Green, Dude Loup, Loser > Loser > Loser, Run Like an Antelope > Runaway Jim > Run Like an Antelope, Karate, Roshambo, Get on Up > Whole Lotta Love > Money > Get on Up, Above the Thunder, Love Handles, Instrumental > Back of the Bus, You are What You Eat, Yoni, Dogs > More than a Little
E: Celebrate Your Youth

This was one of the two late night shows we attended. Only two you say? Well in my old age I know my limitations, and they include only two late nights per festival.

Thanks goodness we had tickets upstairs at the House of Security. If there is a less enjoyable place to see a show in Vegas, I don’t know of it. Gawd forbid you get stuck on the floor either, as Teri and I learned on our first venture there (moe. late night after Phish on 2/15/03).

But I digress; this was by far the most energetic K-Dub show I had ever seen. He totally brought it from start to finish, at least from what I remember. I ended up catching a few more zzz’s during this show as well. (Ali and I got woke by a security guard at least twice.)

What? He came on at like 1:10 AM and played until about 3:30 AM without stopping. Again, I wanted to boogie and Keller really isn’t my bag. For what it’s worth though, we left during 'Dogs' (almost the entire show!), and Teri had a great time.

Saturday 10/28

Toubab Krewe on the Snake Eyes stage 11:30-12:10 (3rd show)
setlist unknown

The kickoff to the festival proper was the *it* band of the summer. Every summer there’s one band that takes the festival circuit by storm, and this year it was the boys from Asheville, NC.

I had been listening to Toubab on archive.org for a while, and had seen them twice in my backyard (just about literally) at the Oregon Country Fair in July.

I arrived a little late (during ‘Devil Woman’ I think) and was able to walk right up to the front of the stage. From there I saw a pretty standard TK show, with the exception of their mentor, Lamine Soumano (from Mali), playing with them. That was pretty cool actually. His guitar added a nice flavor to their already tight mix of African-instrumental-groove-jam.

Overall, I was happy I made it in for the 20 minutes or so I did see.

Gomez on the Jokers Wild stage 12:20-1:20 (2nd show)
Shot Shot, All Too Much, Love is Better than a Warm Trombone, Hamoa Beach, Hangover Girl, Notice, How We Operate, Ping One Down, Ruff Stuff, See the World, Fill My Cup, Devil Will Ride

At this point, I was still on my own, but I was fielding texts and calls from everyone that was about to arrive. So that kind of disrupted my enjoyment of the show.

However, I thought the boys from England were markedly better then the first time I saw them (12/29/02). They kind of reminded me of a lesser version of the Black Crowes.

I caught about three to four of their songs from pretty close up, and then headed to the VIP area for a meet up and listened to the rest of the set as back round music

Praxis on the Double Down stage 1:15-2:15 (1st time)
Bernie > Night of the Slunk, Dub, Jam, Bucket, Machine Gun, Jordan

After everyone had something to eat and was ready to roll we took our initial trudge to the main stage. We kind of meandered around the main vending area for a while and then heard these strange sounds coming from the stage.

Of course it was Buckethead shredding his axe like the space alien he is. But this is bassist Bill Laswell’s band, and besides the KFC wearin’ guitarist, he was flanked by legendary keyboardist Bernie Worrell (P-Funk) and an unnamed drummer.

Their music was pretty wild, and I’m glad I caught some of it; even it was from a distance.

Medeski, Martin & Wood with Maceo Parker on the Jokers Wild Stage 2:40-3:40 (8th show)
New Planet, The Lover*, Pappy Check*, Uptown Up*, Think*, Legalize It*, Quick Step*, Chubb Sub%
* w/ Maceo on alto sax
% w/ Maceo on flute

This was one of only two tough choices I had to make at Vegoose 2006 as far as overlapping schedules went. I hadn’t seen MMW since 4/25/02, so I had to catch at least some of their set.

Man-o-man did the boys ever deliver. Maceo was a nice touch as he bobbed and weaved on and off the stage adding just the right touches here and there, but it was the main three that were bringing the heat for me.

Old school Shacklyn style, yo.

From what we saw they were ON FIRE. I believe we left during Uptown Up, but we had a schedule to keep after all.

I’ll sum it up like this; Mark, the least experienced festivarian in our group, said it was GREAT. ‘Nuff said.

Yonder Mountain String Band on the Double Down stage 2:45-4:15 (2nd show)
Up on the Hill Where They Do the Boogie, Angel, How 'Bout You?, Night Out, Too Late Now, Night is Left Behind, Mother's Only Son, Get Me Outta This City, Left Me in a Hole, 40 Miles from Denver, East Nashville Easter, Damned if the Right One Didn't Go Wrong, Sidewalk Stars, Death Trip

I’m pretty sure we arrived during ‘Too Late Now’ and the rest of the set was phenomenal. From ‘Get Me Outta This City’ to ‘Left Me in a Hole’ to ‘40 Miles from Denver’ and the closing ‘Death Trip’ the Colorado bluegrass boys just ripped it up high energy style.

I was a little bummed when I saw what the opener was (after the fact), but at the time I thought it was the best YMSB show I had ever seen (only 2, mind you). Kenny was in complete agreement as we both commented walking away from the show that this set outshined their memorable performance from Bonnaroo (6/11/05, the last time both of us had seen them).

The Keller Williams Incident on the Double Down stage 5:00-6:45 (2nd show)
Burning Down the House > Once in a Lifetime, Ninja of Love, Blatant Ripoff, Luckiest Man, Mullet Cut, Sing for My Dinner, Portapotty, Lightning, Bob Rules > Restless Wind > Bob Rules, Bargain, Life > Freeker by the Speaker

By this point in the day I was already happy with the high quality of music I had seen. Little did I know what was in store for me next. I was expecting the same old songs from KWI, which isn’t a bad thing, but it’s also nothing to get overly excited about.

As we walked up to the VIP area that was stage right to the Talking Heads medley of ‘Burning Down the House > Once in a Lifetime’ I was like, “This might be a little different then what I anticipated.”

Oh, was it ever.

The rare Keller songs (to me anyway) like ‘Ninja’, ‘Portapotty’ and ‘Bob Rules’ were special treats, but it was the all out disco dance party throw down jam out of ‘Sing for My Dinner’ that was the clincher. Un-forking-real!

They capped off a perfect set with another boogierific jam out of ‘Freeker by the Speaker’. It was funny because I knew we would hear ‘Freeker’, but I never expected it to go where it went. I know Teri and I were both ready for much, much more.

This capped off a magnificent day of music at the Star Nursery Field and earned KWI the bronze medal in my five day music marathon.

The Black Crowes on the Double Down stage 7:30-9:00 (11th show)
(Only) Halfway to Everywhere, Sting Me, Gone, Seeing Things, High Head Blues, Cripple Creek, My Morning Song, Soul Singing, Wiser Time, Space Captain, Jealous Again, By Your Side, Remedy

I’ll admit, our group was dragging a little by this point and was probably ready for some recharging in the comforts of the Skyloft. But I give the four of them credit, they knew I was a big Crowes fan, so they all hung in there without a peep.

Unfortunately my boys did not deliver. This was the fifth time I had seen them since they came back from hiatus, and it was easily the worst show of the five. The setlist was completely stock and totally mailed in.

I’m not sure if they were road weary from their excessive tour schedule or what, but they lacked the energy of all the other bands I had seen that day.

The new members (Paul Stacey on guitar and Rob Clores on keys) seemed to still be finding their comfort zone in the Crowes powerful mix of jam-rock. I’m sure Clores will eventually do a fine job filling the shoes of the dismissed Ed Harsch, but the other guitar spot beside Rich Robinson is a concern.

I know that Stacey (their long time producer) is just a temporary fill in, but Marc Ford (who quit on the eve of their fall tour) is not easily replaceable. I’ve always said that Marc and Rich are like the modern day Duane Allman and Dickey Betts, but with Ford on the outs again the band’s improvisational skills suffer mightily.

As a long time fan I’m not optimistic that MFF will be asked to re-up, but I can hope. As for this set, it was the second worst display of music I saw in Vegas. (That was not easy for me to type either.)

Jimmy Buffett at the MGM Grand Garden Arena (1st time)
I: Piece of Work, Brown Eyed Girl, Pencil Thin Mustache, Grapefruit-Juicy Fruit, Bama Breeze, Come Monday, It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere, Changes in Latitudes Changes in Attitudes, Elvis Presley Blues, Cheeseburger in Paradise, Scarlet Begonias*, Why Don't We Get Drunk, Party at the End of the World, One Particular Harbor
II: Knees of My Heart, Window on the World, Weather With You, Son of a Son of a Sailor, Peanut Butter Conspiracy, Everybody's on the Phone, Werewolves of London, Desperation Samba (Halloween in Tijuana), Dixie Chicken, Volcano, Margaritaville
E: Fins, Southern Cross, A Pirate Looks at Forty
* w/ Mickey Hart

After some maxing and relaxing at the Skyloft prior to the post festival festivities, we again headed downstairs (with the best margarita I’ve ever had in my life in hand) and caught the end of Buffett’s set.

We got there during ‘Desperation Samba’ and found our seats amongst the sweaty and drunk mass of 50-somethings in the crowd. Talk about culture shock! After being around hippies all day long, suddenly a grandmother was sitting in front of me.

Anyway, we caught all the classics you need to see (‘Volcano’, ‘Margaritaville’, ‘Fins’ & ‘A Pirate Looks at Forty’). I can’t explain just how perfect this worked out for us.

A big thank you goes out to my boy Kenny for hatching this plan.

Sound Tribe Sector 9 at The Joint (19th show)
I: Rent, Somesing, Painoir, One a Day, Hi-Key, Blu Mood, Be Nice
II: Lo Swaga, F. Word, Aimlessly, Mischief of a Sleepwalker, Evasive Maneuvers > Kamuy, Arigato, Orbital
E: You Don't Say, GLOgli

Let me start off by saying that I was oh so happy that this show was not at the HoB. The Joint is in the Hard Rock Hotel and is so much more chill, allowing ins and outs, that is was thee perfect venue for a late night dance party.

The first set was pretty standard STS9, with decent but not spectacular, versions of ‘Rent’, ‘One a Day’ and ‘Be Nice’. It was also the first time I had ever seen ‘Hi-Key’ in person, not too bad a tune. Overall though, I was a little under whelmed with the set as a whole.

After getting some fresh air on the casino floor during the set break I was hopeful for the second set.

B-I-N-G-O!

The throw down was on from the first notes of ‘Lo Swaga’ (Teri’s favorite new song). The ‘F. Word’ was solid and the ‘Aimlessly’ flat out took off and had the entire place shakin’ their collective booty’s.

‘Mischief of a Sleepwalker’ is a rarity these days that I was more then happy to hear.

I figured ‘Evasive Maneuvers > Kamuy’ was coming sooner or later (although my ‘Instantly’ never materialized), and this version certainly delivered the goods.

‘Arigato’ was the one down moment of the set for me, but what followed that was an absolutely EPIC version of ‘Orbital’. The energy inside the venue was about to blow the roof off the whole place. The banging bass, the killer drums, it was all there. Find it on the net or get in on CD, but whatever you do, listen to it.

It was a fitting ending to what was probably the longest day of music in my life, and if you know me, that’s really saying something.

We left during another debut for me (‘You Don’t Say’) because Ali was failing hardcore. I didn’t mind that we missed ‘GLOgli’ at all.

It was 4:30 AM (after the "fall back" time change, mind you) and we drove home in complete silence, as our ears couldn’t handle another note of music.

Sunday 10/29

Galactic on the Jokers Wild stage 2:25-3:40 (17th show)
The Moil, FEMA, Linthead, Doublewide > Mario Groove, Alphabet Aerobics*, Supreme People*, Freestyle Jam*, Sunday Araq, Spiderbite, Please Don’t^, Square Biz^, Garbage Truck, Deoxit*, Bongo Joe > Kashmir*^
* w/ Gift of Gab
^ w/ Ladybug Mecca

Day two of the festival started out much later then day one for good reason. This was tough choice #2 for me, but I hadn’t seen my boys from NOLA since 6/11/05, and I had to get a dose of funk while I was in Vegas.

I think we got there during ‘Linthead’ and left during ‘Mario Groove’. We missed out on the “special guest” rappers, but I can’t say that I’m all that upset about it.

Galactic was good, but I wasn’t quite in the swing of things yet, and it was already time to move on to the next stage.

The Rhythm Devils on the Double Down stage 3:00-4:30 (1st time)
Jam > The Center > Your House > Cumberland Blues > Comes Dawn, New Speedway Boogie, Next Dimension > Drums > The Other One, The Wedge, Fire on the Mountain, Turn on Your Lovelight
E: Good Lovin’

I’m not sure if we got there during ‘The Center’ or ‘Your House’ (because I had never heard their music before), but I’m pretty certain we saw the majority of the show.

This brand new super group consists of Mickey Hart and Bill Kreutzman of the Grateful Dead on drums, Mike Gordon of Phish on bass, Steve Kimock of The Other Ones on guitar and Jen Durkin of Deep Banana Blackout on vocals.

Obviously with Bill and Mickey in the fold, the beats were tight, but it was the interplay between Gordon and Kimock that made this a special set of music for me.

The segues between songs were seamlessly led by Kimock with Gordon following him and leading the drummers from song to song. The new originals written by former Dead lyricist Robert Hunter and sung by Durkin were high quality as well.

Mike sang lead on ‘Cumberland Blues’ which was very fitting, but the highlight of my day was ‘The Wedge’. The Devils did it differently then Phish, most notably Mike slowing down the tempo and absolutely dropping bombs throughout.

You could so tell who in the crowd was a PHan and who was Head during ‘The Wedge’. Some peeps were groovin’ hard and others wore that confused look of “What is this?”

Anyway, this show was by far the best thing I saw on Sunday and earned the silver medal for my Vegoose 2006.

Phil and Trey on the Double Down stage 5:15-7:15 (7th show)
Shakedown Street, Sweet Dreams Melinda, Row Jimmy, Let it Ride, Sleep Again, Like a Rolling Stone, Back on the Train*, Bird Song, Help on the Way > Slipknot > Franklin's Tower
E: Not Fade Away
* w/ Mike Gordon on Trey's guitar

The anticipation was at a fever pitch for this second paring of the day that included a member of the Grateful Dead and Phish. The difference is that this band was really just Phil & Friends with Trey Anastasio and John Medeski. Which still ain’t bad.

However, this set fell very flat in my opinion (which may be in the serious minority). The ‘Shakedown Street’ opener I pretty much called after seeing the previous night’s setlist, but this version never really got off the ground,

What followed after that was a continuous stream of songs that I had no interest in hearing, none of which were played particularly well either. Something was missing, like chemistry between the band members, and Teri sensed it too.

‘Help on the Way > Slipknot > Franklin's Tower’ allowed the show to finish on a high note, but overall this was a major disappointment and easily the worst set I saw in Vegas.

Just a memo to Trey here: When you have an ultra talented group of musicians at your disposal like this, don’t teach them ‘Sweet Dreams Melinda’, ‘Sleep Again’ and ‘Back on the Train’. Ok? You feelin’ me buddy? You’ve got an entire catalog of PHat songs at your disposal. USE IT NEXT TIME!

Widespread Panic on the Double Down stage 8:00-11:00 (10th show)
Climb to Safety > Surprise Valley > Henry Parsons Died, From the Cradle > Pigeons, Rebirtha > Tall Boy, Blue Indian, Solid Rock > Fishwater, Conrad > Thought Sausage > Barstools and Dreamers > Action Man, Papa's Home, Little Wing > Porch Song, Ribs and Whiskey > Good People > Chilly Water
E: Ain't Life Grand

As much as I hate to admit it, we were all dragging arse by this point of the day/night…who could really tell anymore?

Anyhow, Panic did their usual fine job of closing out a major festival. I don’t think this set matches the barn burner that closed out Vegoose 2005, but this show was no slouch either.

The opening trio of ‘Climb to Safety > Surprise Valley > Henry Parsons Died’ got the party started right, and things just kept rolling from there.

Other highlights for me included ‘Pigeons’, ‘Rebirtha’, ‘Fishwater’ and ‘Conrad’.

We left around ‘Papa’s Home’ as Ali was flagging once again, but we were all pretty much exhausted anyway. I really need to hear this three hour show on CD before I can make a judgment on it’s true quality though.

Monday 10/30

Widespread Panic with The Meters at the MGM Grand Garden Arena (11th show)
Here Comes the Meterman, Ain't No Use, World is Under the Weather, Funkify Your Life > Cissy Strut > Look a Py Py > Africa

I: Contentment Blues, People are Strange, You Should be Glad, John's Other Jam, Pilgrims, Greta > Sharon, Time Zones, Stop-Go > Imitation Leather Shoes, Chainsaw City
II: Cant Get there from Here, Slippin' Into Darkness, When the Clowns Come Home, Diner > Proving Ground > Drums* > Airplane**, Morning Dew, Love Tractor
E: That Old Black Magic, Radar Love, I Want You (She's So Heavy)
* w/ Jeff Lane on percussion
** w/ Carrot Top on percussion
[Only 'Cant Get There From Here', Only 'I Want You (She's So Heavy)', Only 'John's Other Jam', Only 'People Are Strange', Only 'That Old Black Magic'; Last 'Airplane' - 07/02/02, 316 shows; Last 'Morning Dew' - 01/14/89, 1976 shows; Last 'Radar Love' - 10/31/96, 876 shows]

Ok, first things first. We did not see a single second of The Meters. Regrettable, yes, but I didn’t lose any sleep over it.

Now, on to business.

Every once in a while you see a show that truly transcends the time-space continuum (not nearly often enough though). I’ve had plenty of *those* type of experiences with Phish, a few with moe. and even some with STS9, but never has Panic grabbed me like they would on this night.

On the way in we had seven extra tickets, so we let the girls have their fun and miracle seven deserving souls. That’s exactly the kind of karma which leads to a show like this.

We got to our section right as the band was walking on stage. We found our seats (which were 3rd row off the floor, and as close to the stage as possible. UNBELIEVABLELY fantastic seats) just as the first notes of ‘Contentment Blues’ were being played. I mean, it was like something out of a fairy tail.

I had never heard ‘Contentment Blues’ before, but it had deep significance for our group. You see, Kenny had long since been trying to tell us about Panic’s “chicken song”, but he could never come up with the name, or really any lyrics for that matter. So when this tune was busted out, we were all smiles and Kenny’s “see, I told you so” looks were greeted with “ah, I understand now acceptance” nods from Teri and I.

Just a quick recap on the start of the show for us.

- Gave 7 tickets away to strangers.
- Got to our magnificent seats with perfect timing.
- Heard the one song we needed to right off the bat.

And it got better from there too!

The Doors’ ‘People are Strange’.....are you effing kidding me? I never thought I’d see any band cover that song in a million years.

‘You Should be Glad’ was next, and this is one of my favorite WSP songs. I was already beginning to realize what was happening, and so was everyone else in the arena.

‘Greta’ was the next highlight for me. Another tune that I love which was jammed out just right.

Next up was ‘Sharon’, which is a song I had never heard before, but our friend Kerry always talks about wanting to see it. Teri texted her, but who knows if she got it or not? What Teri and I finally got though was the meaning of “Dirty Panic”.

The hits just kept coming, relentless even. ‘Time Zones’ and ‘Stop-Go’ are another two of my favs, but ‘Time Zones’ especially. I knew this was one of the best sets of WSP I’d ever heard, and it wasn’t over yet.

The closing Jerry Joseph tune ‘Chainsaw City’ was a debut to my ears, and a pleasant one at that. I straight up did not want that song to end, and was kind of bummed when it did. Although, I was gassed, and needed the upcoming set break to recharge my batteries.

Set II started with an R.E.M. cover that I had no clue about, but War’s ‘Slippin' Into Darkness’ made me forget all about the somewhat lame opener. ‘Slippin’ is usually not a song I enjoy, but when a band is hot like the sun, they have a tendency to take everything to the next level, and this was certainly the case here.

‘When the Clowns Come Home’ is yet another tune I dig. Short, sweet and rockin’; just like ‘Time Zones’.

‘Diner’ was up next and brought the goods as well, clocking in at over 18 minutes (the longest song of the night).

The drums section gave me a much needed chance to cool down and get ready for the big finish. What came next could not have been expected by even the most hardcore of hardcore Panic fans.

The first ‘Airplane’ since original guitarist Michael Houser’s death brought the house down. Even if you’ve never heard Panic, there’s a decent chance you’ve heard ‘Airplane’ at some point and didn’t know what it was. Being an internet jockey myself, I knew all about the historical significance of what was going down, and appreciated every moment of it.

How in the hell could they top that? How about dusting off a classic Grateful Dead cover (a Bonnie Dobson original) by the name of ‘Morning Dew’.

At this point it was official, the show was legend in the making, and everyone in attendance knew it. And I do mean EVERYONE. It was impossible not to. The energy inside that place could have been measured on the Richter Scale.

The ‘Love Tractor’ closer, another Panic staple and quality tune, was icing on the cake. They didn’t mail it in either; they rocked the shiest out of that sucker. Bringing the energy up yet another level to a thunderous crescendo as they put down their instruments and walked off the stage.

Ok, deep breathes. I was expecting a lame encore after that masterful performance, but as was the case all night long, they had even more treats in store for us.

The encore was more then I, or anyone else, could have possibly expected. Dizzy Gillespie’s ‘That Old Black Magic’ came out of nowhere, and would have been a fitting way to end the evening. But nooo, there was even more.

Golden Earring’s ‘Radar Love’ seemed custom made for Panic and they rocked the holy hell out of it. I was sure that was it, but nooo.

The Beatles’ ‘I Want You’ felt a little dragged out if you ask me, but I’m not complaining one bit. A three song encore of classic covers, two of which are debuts? That was the cherry on top of the sundae which was placed on top of the already iced cake.

After the show there was palpable energy on the walk back to the casino floor. So much so that more then once there was what I’d call a “wave of cheers”. That’s right, spontaneous eruptions of “yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!” all the way from the arena through the casino, at the tables, into the restaurants, bars, etc. The straight people were like, “We gotta get outta here, these damn hippies are crazy.”

If you haven’t already guessed it, this is the gold medal winner for Halloween weekend ’06. The positive vibe from this show had us up talking about what just went down into the wee hours of the morning.

Tuesday 10/31

RAQ at the Aruba Hotel & Spa (3rd time)
I: Nasty > Moxey > Nasty, Botz, Cult of Personality, Late Night, Reason, One of these Days > Have a Cigar > One of these Days > Late Night, 15 Shakes
II: Beauregard, Carbohydrates are the Enemy, Don't Let Go, I'm Bad I'm Nationwide, Will Run, Circumstance, Gabvonie, One Eyed Jack, Sweet Cream Butter, Brother from Another Mother
E: When I Come Around, Tumblin' Down

First, some business. Thanks to RJ and the Las Vegas Jamband Society for coming through and delivering a show where Superfly could not.

I had seen RAQ open for Galactic on 10/11/03, but hardly remembered anything about them. So when this show was announced, I was super psyched for it because RAQ is a young band on the rise right now with a super good buzz around them.

However, after the previous night and preceding days, none of us had anything left for this one unfortunately. I didn’t think the sound was all that good inside the venue either, as the band sounded a little muddled or something. So we called it quits and left after the first set.

The music was ok, but I’ll need to hear it on CD to form any kind of definite opinion on RAQ.

12.09.2006

Sayonara, arrivederci, adios, goodbye and whatever else you can think of

So Allen Iverson is finally going to be traded.

‘Bout time.

Before I get into the particulars, I have to say one last time that if the Sixers had traded AI when I thought they should have, Philadelphia would be in year four of rebuilding right now.

Would they be Title contenders? Probably not. But they would at least be competing for the eighth playoff spot in the East (which, you’ll notice, they aren’t now).

Those Sixers would hopefully be a young squad on the rise, and in the best case scenario, only two or three years away from being legitimate contenders for the Championship.

Instead, Philly management decided to delay the inevitable by four summers and here they sit.

Believe it or not, I think GM Billy King actually has slightly more leverage now then he did in the off season. I say “slightly” because A) Other teams still know what they are getting with AI and B) Chairman Ed Snider said on national TV that Iverson is definitely on the move.

How could those factors give BK more leverage you say? Well, it says here that since play has started some clubs are more desperate then others (ahem, Boston & Minnesota). Meaning that they want to shake things up as badly as the Sixers do.

Now for the reality check.

Yes it does worry me that Billy the King is in charge of this operation. I’d feel so much better if Kiki Vandeweghe was the man pulling this trigger. Unfortunately, that’s not going to happen.

While I’m not going to get into specific players or teams, I do have an outline of what Philly needs to do as they finally begin the long overdue rebuilding process.

1) Don’t be greedy.

You’re not trying to retool a contender on the fly here. This is a fresh start (for those of you that despise the term “rebuilding”), so you have to think long term.

There’s also ZERO chance that the Sixers get “equal” value for Allen. I, for one, actually don’t think he’s all that valuable outside of Philly anyway. And you can be sure that I’m not alone in that line of thinking.

2) *Try* and take back no contracts that last beyond the 2007-08 season (2 years).

The rational behind this is that Chris Webber is going NOWHERE until his deal is up. So you need to position yourself to have the most cap space possible when his sizable number comes of the cap.

This will be a tough one for BK to follow through on, and by no means should it be a deal breaker, but I probably wouldn’t take back any deals that last longer then 3 years. Remember, we’re thinking big picture here.

3) Don’t be afraid to expand the deal.

Philly is carrying a lot more dead weight then just AI & C-Web (thanks to BK himself). See what you can get for Iverson and Samuel Dalembert (his contract is the next biggest albatross after Webber). Willie Green, Kyle Korver and Steven Hunter should also be made available. Basically, everyone on the roster should be in play save Andre Iguodala.

Also, BK can’t be afraid to cut guys like Kevin Ollie, Alan Henderson, Shavlik Randolph, Steven Smith, Bobby Jones or Ivan McFarlin if need be to make a trade happen. (The roster limit in the NBA is 15 players.)

4) Be patient.

There’s absolutely no need to be in a hurry here. The team stinks, and is going to stink after the trade. Assembling a deal that makes sense for the franchise in the long run may take three or four teams and involve upwards of 15 players. Plus, the longer you hold onto your cards, the more people will pay to see them.

5) Attempt to start a bidding war.

As down as I am on AI’s value (and trust me, more people agree with me then don’t), it only takes one sucker. There’s bound to be three to four teams that really think Iverson can make a difference for them.

There also could be one or two clubs out there that still think Allen is misunderstood, just needs a change of scenery or to be in the right situation. This is a long shot, but like I said, it only takes one chump.

Like most you, I have no earthly idea how Billy King still has a job, but this is a HUGE opportunity for him. Not only can he resurrect interest in his team, but he can also undo a bunch of his past mistakes and salvage his reputation all in one fell swoop.

Of course, he could also completely fork this up and be fired by spring time

It’s on BK to do his due diligence here. He should have called all 29 teams by Monday, not only to gauge their interest in “The Answer”, but also to see if they are willing to be involved in a much larger swap. (This means offering everyone up but AI2.)

Look people, I know these are dark days for the franchise that are about to get much darker shortly, but this is a good thing…..I promise.

The Sixers are finally turning a corner here, and AI will soon be someone else’s problem. After he’s gone, not only will Philly have a new leader, but they will play hard every night, listen to their coach and be much more entertaining to watch. You have my word on all of that.

Rejoice and halleluiah!

(My apologies if Iverson ends up on your favorite team.)

12.07.2006

Apply to Affected Areas

spoday rambling 2

Congress is almost out of session and American Idol is ready to embark upon a new season, let the good times roll. I always scoffed at TV shows' arrogance in assuming people will vote at their discretion, but last season AI had 63 or so million votes cast. Wow! That's roughly half the vote from the 2004 presidential election, and we saw how adroitly those were tabulated. Maybe something can be learned from this show, other than resuscitating lifeless careers.

Let's move on. The Clay Aiken robbery and my inability to croon have me feeling down. Let me turn to politics to assure myself voting is not useless or taken for granted and I indeed have value. I know it's like asking that one uncle who's just been released from the clink and has a sixer in him for help w/your math homework while wearing short shorts. However, there is still a lesson to learn.

Here are the numbers for this past Senate election in PA:
Casey Jr. 59% 2,357,058
Santorum 41% 1,658,853
Total: 4,015,911

Money was as follows:
Casey Jr. $16,348,820
Santorum $22,478,293
Total: $38,827,113

Now, do the math, that's ten bucks a vote right there, take that Simon, they're paying 10 smackers for my vote. That isn't blowing kisses in the wind, Paula; it's straight currency, good ole greenbacks. Randy, I'm not exactly sure what you do or who you are but the gig is up. Ten bucks to play!!

Granted PA was a high dollar campaign, god I feel bad for you insignificant fucks whoring your vote for a fiver, but there's lots of money out there for something as simple as a vote. Imagine ten bucks a shot for 63 million votes, or 115 million votes, now that's some cheese. Stop giving it up for free people.

Another fun one is Connecticut w/Non Gentile Joe and Well fed Ned, they paid over twenty-six Susan B Anthony's per vote. I know what you must be thinking, but it wasn't really his money anyway, easy to spend on someone else. I'm not sure who wins and loses in all this, ok, I have a strong notion. I know I didn't hand them over any of my coin, and that's a helluva lot in their treasuries.

Please, if this amount of money must be pervasive in politics use it for something that doesn't annoy the fuck out of me. Television ad after television ad, mailer after mailer, the barrage is unnerving in the lead up. Perhaps, we should go back to the old days of buying drinks for votes, I'd take ten bucks worth of hooch for a vote. I'm sure those w/other hobbies could find use out of a ten-spot. If there's no way for this to go down, then take the money out.

Can I get a vote on that?

Might resuscitate careers!

Pull your pants up, John Kerry...er Simon.... er me!

On to the ho hum news from the wire:
-Defense Secretary Robert Gates was confirmed after a casual confirmation hearing where he testified under oath he was indeed not Donald Rumsfeld. They then showed each other their genitals.

-The long anticipated Baker Report/Iraq Study/We're Fucked Manifesto has been released, whereupon James Baker III broke into Kids Today.."why can't they be like we were, attack Iraq the right way......" Then, yes, he did show his genitals.

-Mary Cheney is pregos; sometimes these just happen by themselves.

-NAD honored John Mellencamp this week; he was referred to as the deaf person's Woody Guthrie. From the east coast to the west coast and from California, to the New York Island and from the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters the deaf hailed him. Oh, yeah almost forgot the fucking Dixie highway.


-presents for all-

12.03.2006

More Billy Hunter and Fantasy Ball

- On 12/1 the NBA players' association filed two unfair labor practice charges with the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) against the NBA over issues with the new ball and the league's crackdown on player complaints.

Even though ESPN’s Chris Sheridan reported that Steve Nash, Jason Kidd, Michael Redd and Mo Williams complained that the new microfiber ball was actually cutting up their hands, causing tiny abrasions (think teeny-weeny paper cuts); I doubt this latest foray into the legal realm has anything to do with either of the above stated issues.

Instead, this has everything to do with union director Billy Hunter trying to flex his muscle and show that the NBA is not a dictatorship. Hunter is even using some of Commissioner David Stern’s tactics by taking his case to the NLRB. You see, there is no language in the collective bargaining agreement (CBA) dealing with the question of the type of ball used in games. That's why Billy decided to use a government agency rather then bringing these issues before an arbitrator, as specified in the CBA

If you remember, this is exactly the same way Stern implemented the dress code and the ball change in the first place. The CBA said nothing on either, so Dictator Dave was able to unilaterally impose these changes without checking with the union first.

Hunter to Stern - “Right back at ‘cha buddy!”

The players’ association might have a legitimate gripe about the ball. Whether you approve of the new ball or not, if you have been watching games, you know it behaves differently then the old leather model. I’m not sure that this is as catastrophic as the players would have you think, but there is a noticeable change none the less.

As far as the new on court code of conduct goes (zero or no tolerance…whatever…it’s all semantics), I love it for three reasons.

#1) It speeds the game up.

I never realized how much time the players actually wasted with their complaints and gyrations. Now the refs can get the ball to the free throw line or inbound position in half the time (if not faster).

#2) It helps with those people that think the NBA is full of nothing but spoiled thugs.

(Obviously, I’m not one of those people. I think ALL sports are full of spoiled thugs, and the NBA is no different.)

You have to admit it’s more aesthetically pleasing to not have to watch Rasheed Wallace, Gary Payton, Sam Cassell and the like moan and groan about every single solitary call that goes against them.

#3) That’s the way the game should be called.

Much like with hand checking from two years ago, the cut down on moving screens from last year and the increased vigilance on palming & traveling this season, it make the game better. And that’s really the bottom line for any new “emphasis” on an existing rule.

My main problem with all of this is that Billy Hunter is taking a totally misguided stand here. Not only will this law suit eventually end up accomplishing nothing, but in the meantime it’s going to bring nothing but bad press on the league.

I suppose that’s really Hunter’s aim, but if you take a closer look, it seems to me that after the initial hubbub dies down, the beneficiaries of the majority of the poor ink will be his constituents.

How does he plan on spinning the fallout when writers and talking heads start asking how/why the players are bitching about not being able to act like petulant fools after the whistle blows?

Misguided and shortsighted all rolled up into one.

I’m sure the Commish is ready to strangle Hunter over this right now, but I have a feeling the majority of the players will be inclined to do the same by the time this case reaches court.

The NBA is on the verge of a renaissance right now (seriously), and I absolutely HATE Hunter for pulling this stunt. Nothing like dragging the league through the mud to prove your point. To me, this is eerily reminiscent of something the MLB players’ union would do out of spite, and that is plain old sad.

The only bright side, as I see it, is that this officially signals the beginning of the end of Billy Hunter’s tenure. I’m hoping that once this blows up in his face, and after doing nothing but harm to the league’s image, the players will wise up and vote in some new leadership.

One can only dream.

- I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve always been one of those guys who refers to fantasy geeks…as well…fantasy geeks.

I played a season or two of fantasy football as a teenager (when it just had started up) and it did nothing for me.

I also entered two different public leagues back in the 1999-2000 NBA season. I ran away with the Sandbox league, and finished second in the Yahoo league (made a fatal trade of then rookie Steve Francis to the guy who ended up winning).

(This was prior to the days of me having League Pass by the way.)

So I’m not sure what possessed me to create a Yahoo league prior to this season, but I did, and I’ve pretty much regretted it ever since.

Before everyone goes getting all crazy on me and calling sour grapes, understand that I’ve been comfortably in first place for all but two or three days of the season thus far.

And yes, I’m still not enjoying myself.

Could it be that my league has only five teams total in it (shallow, as I’ve learned)? Maybe. Could it be that no one will trade with me because I’m in first place? Maybe. Could it be that I drafted so well that there’s really no *big* moves for me to make? Maybe.

Realistically though, I know exactly why I’m less then enthused about the whole deal. It makes me watch games for the wrong reasons, and that really bothers me.

Look, I understand the allure of fantasy sports for the casual fan. Joe Schmo from Toledo isn’t going to follow the Golden State Warriors and Portland Trail Blazers unless Baron Davis and Zach Randolph are on his team. I get that, and am grateful for any and all new fans that fantasy brings to my beloved league.

Thing is, I’m not one of those people. I watch all the games anyway. Believe me when I tell you that I’m tuning into a Charlotte-Memphis tilt before I even consider viewing any other sport.

As you may already know, I take my job as an analyst/writer far too seriously. So I don’t need to be thinking about how many assists or blocks so-and-so has. I have to be paying attention to who can make plays for their teammates and who can defend the rim.

Which teams can do what in certain situations and which can’t.

Which young players are for real and which aren’t.

You get the picture.

I was even going to do a little write up on the best and worst moves in my league so far, until I realized how many feathers that would end up ruffling.

All of those reasons and then some are why this season is most certainly my farewell to the fantasy world. I’m leaving it in the capable hands of the forefather geeks who started the fantasy revolution and have run the show ever since.

Namaste brothers. Namaste.