You’ve
probably noticed, or maybe you haven’t, that I took a different approach to
writing about the NBA this season.
People always say that no one pays attention to the NBA until after the
Super Bowl. So it’s in that same vein that
I’ve decided to work my way into this season much like Shaquille O’Neal used to
do in his Laker days.
Truth
be told this year I’ve watched the least amount of NBA that I have since I
first got League Pass eons ago. I’m sure
I still follow the Association closer than most people but I’m no longer in the
90th percentile like I used to be.
I just can’t watch games from 4-10 Pacific every day like when I was
young. The other factor is that NBA
analysis has become so intensely numbers oriented that I can no longer compete
on that level. So rather than try and
explain all these newfangled statistics that define the game now I’m going to
lower the professionalism level a bit in hopes of possibly being an
entertaining read.
LEAST
1.
*Indiana Pacers (39-10) – I picked
them to win it all and am feeling pretty good about it. I do worry about the recently signed Andrew
Bynum messing with their chemistry but other than that they play defense,
rebound and a have an “eff you” edge to them.
They have a big trade chip in Danny Granger’s expiring contract but I’m
not so sure GM Larry Bird plans on parlaying it.
2.
*Miami Heat (35-14) – They are
admittedly coasting and it shows. Their
defensive metrics are much worse than the previous two seasons and they still
get outrebounded regularly. I know
there’s a lot of talk about Greg Oden’s return but the key for them to beat
Indiana will be the state of Dwyane Wade’s knees. They keep saying they have a maintenance plan
for Wade to rest but I think the truth is far more pessimistic.
3.
Toronto Raptors (26-24) – They were
the second team to jettison Rudy Gay and immediately get better. The word on the street was that GM Masai
Ujiri wanted to blow things up and tank but Kyle Lowry and DeMar DeRozan (first
time All-Star) have been too good and the Least too bad. I had them 10th in the preseason
for the record.
4.
Atlanta Hawks (25-24) – I had them 9th
in October and when Al Horford (torn right pectoral) was lost for the season I
figured they were done. That was before
I knew that Mike Budenholzer was a good coach.
They are in the running with Toronto to finish as the third best team in
the Least.
5.
*Washington Wizards (24-25) – This
is one of favorite teams to watch in the Least mainly because their starting
five has great chemistry. Bradley Beal (stay
healthy!) is also one of my favorite young players in the NBA. I often wonder how good they could be if
someone other than Randy Wittman was their coach.
6.
*Chicago Bulls (24-25) – Their
championship aspirations were effectively ended when Derrick Rose tore his
right medial meniscus but Coach Tom Thibodeau doesn’t know the meaning of the
word quit. The funny thing about their
season is that when super-cheapskate Owner Jerry Reinsdorf gave the order to
trade Luol Deng Thibs used the movie Major League to motivate his players. A question I have for all Chicagoans is how
does Reinsdorf not get more heat for being cheap when the Bulls annually lead
the league the in attendance, have the second largest arena in the NBA and play in the third biggest city in America?
7.
*Brooklyn Nets (22-26) – They were
an utter embarrassment to start the season and then Coach Jason Kidd fired his
top assistant (Lawrence Frank) and Brook Lopez broke his right foot yet somehow
they managed to turn things around. It’s
not like that’s saying much when you play in the Least and are still four games
under .500.
8.
Charlotte Bobcats (22-29) – They
resemble a real live NBA team for the first time maybe ever and new Coach Steve
Clifford has them playing legitimate defense every night. They are trying hard to make the playoffs and
while that would be a nice story I don’t see it happening.
9.
*Detroit Pistons (21-29) – How GM
Joe Dumars still has a job is a mystery to me.
If it wasn’t for Karl Malone hurting his right knee in the 2004 Finals
his resume would be an utter train wreck.
They have more than enough talent to make the playoffs in the Least but
the pieces don’t fit together at all and firing Mo Cheeks after 50 games is not
going to change that. I’d say a trade
could help them but with Dumars calling the shots that proposition is less than
50-50 to be kind.
10.
*New York Knicks (20-31) – They are boring to watch and rarely give an honest
effort. Tyson Chandler missing 24 games
didn’t help their start and both he and Carmelo Anthony going to the media
complaining about Coach Mike Woodson doesn’t bode well for their future. They could certainly make the playoffs in the
Least but the fallout if they don’t will be much more fun.
11.
Boston Celtics (18-33) – Nothing to
see here except what GM Danny Ainge may or may not do at the trade deadline
(2/20 at noon Pacific).
12.
*Cleveland Cavaliers (17-33) – Owner
Dan Gilbert stole my thunder by firing GM Chris Grant before I had a chance to
rip him (Grant trading Andrew Bynum for Luol Deng instead of Pau Gasol was the
final nail in his coffin). This team has
completely tuned out Coach Mike Brown already and lucky for Gilbert that Grant
signed Brown for four more years after this one. The shine is off Kyrie Irving’s star and any
thoughts they had of LeBron James joining them this summer can officially be
forgotten.
13.
Philadelphia 76ers (15-36) – Believe
it or not I actually watch a lot of the Sixers because they are well coached by
Brett Brown and generally play hard every night. After that…well…umm…they play at the fastest
pace in the league (102.3) by 2.6 possessions per game! The trade deadline is the next big benchmark
for new GM Sam Hinkie to see what if anything he can get for Evan Turner,
Spencer Hawes and Thaddeus Young.
14.
Orlando Magic (15-37) – I bet GM Rob
Hennigan regrets not trading Arron Afflalo for Eric Bledsoe this past summer
and I’m not sold on rookie Victor Oladipo.
That’s it, that’s all I got.
15.
Milwaukee Bucks (9-41) – I’d wager
that Grantland’s Bill Simmons regrets this video. Rookie and athletic super-freak Giannis
Antetokounmpo is really the only reason to watch this team until Owner Herb
Kohl decides to sell to Chris Hansen’s Seattle group.
WEST
1.
*Oklahoma City Thunder (41-12) –
Kevin Durant is the odds on MVP favorite for what he’s done while Russell
Westbrook (third surgery on right knee since April) has been out. Coach Scott Brooks has even gotten the memo,
albeit two years too late, that benching Kendrick Perkins and going small gives
them the best chance to win. If I had to
pick right now I’d say they are the favorites to represent the West in the NBA
Finals as long as Westbrook returns.
2.
*San Antonio Spurs (37-14) – Patty
Mills is the only player to appear in every game for them. Coach Gregg Popovich has done his usual
masterful job of mixing and matching lineups to keep them winning but even he
has his limits. You can never count them
out when healthy but wake me in the second round of the playoffs when it comes
to them.
3.
*Portland Trail Blazers (36-15) –
Their starting lineup might have the best synergy in the entire Association
with the way they play together and off each other. Their bench is improved from last year but
that’s not really saying much and I worry about their defensive when push comes
to shove in the post season. I’d say the
second round is probably their ceiling.
4.
*Los Angeles Clippers (35-18) –
Blake Griffin has really stepped up his game in Chris Paul’s (right shoulder)
absence. Coach Doc Rivers has them
playing better defense and their offense with CP3, Blake and two shooters is
nearly unstoppable. They are legitimate
contenders but they will need the playoff matchups to fall their way to make a
deep run.
5.
*Houston Rockets (34-17) – I’d like
to point out that Dwight Howard is the same player this year 18.8 points/12.4
rebounds/1.8 blocks/57.9% shooting as he was last 17.1/12.4/2.4/57.8%. So the Orlando Dwight is gone forever, just
so everyone knows, and no, I’m not bitter.
GM Daryl Morey has botched the trade of Omer Asik up to this point and
I’m not sold that their all 3’s or drives only style can really work in the
playoffs.
6.
Phoenix Suns (30-20) – The
Cinderella story of the season has pretty much locked up the Coach of the Year
award for Jeff Hornacek. It’s
semi-amazing that they’ve managed to stay in contention without their second
best player (Eric Bledsoe/right knee) but it just goes to show that they are
more collectively than individually. If
they were going to fall off the pace it would have happen already instead look
for them to possibly move up when Bledsoe returns.
7.
*Golden State Warriors (30-21) –
Coach Mark Jackson uses some questionable lineups and rotations (time to play Draymond
Green over Harrison Barnes) but he has got them playing some serious
defense. You might think that they are
all about offense with Seth Curry and Klay Thompson but really it’s their
defense anchored by Andrew Bogut and Andre Iguodala that carries them. I can’t call them serious contenders but they
might end up in a super-entertaining first round series.
8.
Dallas Mavericks (30-21) – This team
has almost surprised me more than Phoenix since I didn’t think they’d play a
lick of defense or be able to rebound.
Both of those things turned out to be true but Coach Rick Carlisle has
got everyone to buy in, even Monta Ellis, and they play a highly efficient
brand of offense. I still don’t see them
making the playoffs when all is said and done though.
9.
*Memphis Grizzlies (27-22) – I
picked them to go to the Finals and I’m obviously a little worried about that
choice. Marc Gasol missed 23 games and
now Mike Conley (right ankle) has joined Tony Allen (left wrist) on the injury
report. GM Chris Wallace has made two
key additions to keep them afloat in signing James Johnson and trading Jerryd
Bayless for Courtney Lee. I still expect
them to make the playoffs but with a low seed making a run to the Finals will
be near impossible.
10.
Denver Nuggets (24-25) – It’s turns
out that losing your GM, coach and best player doesn’t make you a better
team. JaVale McGee (left leg) is likely
done for the season but this team is just wildly inconsistent from night to
night. Coach Brian Shaw has been
mediocre at best and I continue to wonder why he starts Randy Foye over Evan
Fournier when this team is going nowhere fast.
11.
*Minnesota Timberwolves (24-27) –
This is the team that makes the stat geeks heads explode because they have the 9th
best point differential (+3.7) in the league yet they are under .500 and out of
the playoff picture. Their record in
close games is atrocious and a lot of that has to do with Ricky Rubio not being
able to make a jump shot in crunch time.
They have enough talent to make a run for the 8th seed but I
don’t see it happening. All of this
works for me since its greasing the wheels for Kevin Love to bolt town and join
the Lakers after next season.
12.
New Orleans Pelicans (22-27) –
Anthony Davis has been a revelation and is definitely the real deal. Unfortunately losing Jrue Holiday (right
leg), Ryan Anderson (herniated disc in his back) and Jason Smith (right knee) doomed
any chance they had of making the playoffs.
One positive is that Eric Gordon has managed to stay ambulatory boosting
his trade value.
13.
Los Angeles Lakers (18-32) – They
have been ravaged by injuries for the second straight season, which is a
convenient excuse, but the fact of the matter is that this team would stink even
if fully healthy. The reason I say that
is because Mike D’Antoni can’t coach and it’s really that simple. If not for Steve Nash’s prime D’Antoni would
be Paul Westhead 2.0 by now. As a Laker
fan its tough coming to grips with our new reality of going from one of the
best owners to one of the worst and what that means long term.
14.
Utah Jazz (17-33) – I wonder where
they would be if Trey Burke hadn’t missed the first 12 games of the season. They actually have a nice cadre of young
talent but I don’t think Ty Corbin is the coach to mold them into a cohesive
unit. It will be interesting to see how
GM Kevin O’Connor handles who gets paid and how much and who he decides to let
walk in the coming years.
15.
Sacramento Kings (17-33) – DeMarcus
Cousins, Rudy Gay and Isaiah Thomas can put up some impressive numbers but they
play no defense as a team and are still a dysfunctional mess for the most part.
* = teams I had
making the playoffs in October