7.22.2007

Trancegression Review

Page McConnell – 7/11/07 – Portland, OR – Aladdin Theater (1st show)
Heavy Rotation, Close to Home, Maid Marian, Everyone But Me, Final Flight, Back in the Basement, Memories Can't Wait, Complex Wind, Runaway Bride, Rules I Don't Know, Beauty of a Broken Heart
E: Strange Design*, Cars Trucks Buses
*Page solo

I started my festival weekend a little early with the Chairman of the Boards. Making the two hour drive up to Portland after work on a Wednesday is a commitment that none of my friends were willing to make. Their mistake.

Right from the opener it was plain that Page and his boys were a force to be reckoned with. ‘Heavy Rotation’ went to a place that quite frankly I didn’t think this band would be capable of. The Chairman’s keys combined with Adam Zimmon’s guitar created a swirling vortex of a jam that took the crowd by surprise with its sheer intensity.

When the song was over the crowd literally erupted with delight. The volume of the applause even took me by surprise, and it was obvious the band had the same reaction. Page was literally at a loss for words saying “Thanks…we’re…umm…really excited…to be playing music in this great room…for you.”

It was truly one of those moments you live for as a live music fan.

‘Close to Home’ was one of two songs from the album that I really wanted to hear. I was also psyched to hear the Vida Blue tune ‘Final Flight’. And following that slow number with the chooglin’ instrumental ‘Back in the Basement’ (the other) proved to be an awesome one-two punch for my taste.

The ‘Strange Design’ encore was to be expected from following the setlists, but the second number was still up in the air in my mind. ‘Cars, Trucks, Buses’ threw the crowd into one final frenzy as those who came to see Phish songs were sent home smiling.

Overall there were at least five sick jams on the night. McConnell & Zimmon lead the way and clearly share a very nice chemistry. The rhythm section of Rob O’Dea (bass) and Gabe Jarrett (drums) is solid but nothing spectacular. It’s really the keyboard and guitar stylings of Jared Slomoff in the background that holds things together when they get way out there.

Don’t get me wrong here, some of the tunes were a little sappy and slow, but in the grand scheme of things I don’t really think that matters because the extended jams were so solid (yet loose). I suppose I don’t know why other people go to shows, but I thought it was to witness something new every night. Risk taking, walking that thin line between form and formlessness, etc. In that regard I can’t understand how any live music lover wouldn’t enjoy Page’s new band.

The Aladdin Theater holds 620 people, and it was only about 75% full, but I’d say 95% of those in attendance walked away happy judging by the post show buzz outside. The other 5% were people that wanted to hear ‘Tela’, ‘It’s Ice’ and the like. To those I say move on and appreciate the man for what he’s doing, not what he’s done.

We landed in Denver around 3 PM after catching an earlier connection in Salt Lake City. This allowed us plenty of time to drive to Boulder, check in to our hotel and shop for supplies for the weekend before our first show. I only mention this because had we landed at 6 as scheduled our vacation would not have been near as relaxed.

the Disco Biscuits – 7/13/07 – Boulder, CO – Fox Theatre (10th show) listen
I: House Dog Party Favor*, Spy, Songs of Joy > Mr. Don
II: Crystal Ball^ > Aceetobee > Pilin' it High > Aceetobee > Crystal Ball, Spraypaint > Lunar Pursuit > Spraypaint
E: Morph Dusseldorf
* preceded by ‘King of the World’ fake out
^ preceded by ‘Seven Nation Army’ (The White Stripes) tease

Before I start in on the show I have to mention how lame Boulder was on a Friday night. Nothing going on anywhere…even at the bars. According to our bartender it was because “School was not in.” I guess so, but that did not deter what I thought to be too heavy a police a presence. It’s not that they were in anybody’s face or anything like that; they just let you know that they were there. This would be a running theme all weekend.

The first thing I noticed upon entering the Fox was how small it is. In my estimation it was smaller than the Aladdin in Portland. I later found out the capacity was 700, and I don’t doubt that every one of 700 people was slammed in there. This was not a show for the faint of heart. It reminded me a club back East with sweaty people jostling for position everywhere. Very much an East Coast Bisco vibe going on as well. After adjusting our mid-30’s Pacific Northwest mindset though, we rather enjoyed it.

We were in and ready to go at 9:15 since the ticket said 9:00. Well, the band didn’t come on until 10:00 which made for some unnecessary anxiety in the crowd. Bassist Marc Brownstein said as they came on that “People downstairs were telling me it was a madhouse out there.” And it was. The ‘King of the World’ fake out that became ‘House Dog Party Favor’ was a nice way to start and let me know that the boys were in a playful mood.

HDPF was utterly insane clocking in at 27:35. Being that these were my first shows since Jam in the ‘Dam (3/21/06), it was a nice welcome back to Bisco moment for me. I was happy to hear ‘Spy’, but apparently hardcore Bisco fans despise this tune. Whatever. ‘Songs of Joy > Mr. Don’ was also huge (31:56).

I mean, a four song first set? You’ve got to be kidding me! There was some serious experimentation going on in the Biscuits “trance fusion” way. I thought the first set was very good, but it was really just a precursor to the next two sets of Bisco we’d hear.

The second set got off to a fine start with my first ever ‘Crystal Ball’. This is a song I love and always wanted to hear, but never thought I would (only the 2nd version in 2007). But again, what came next was even better. The palindrome of ‘Crystal Ball > Aceetobee > Pilin' it High > Aceetobee > Crystal Ball’ was off the charts fantastic. Seamless transitions, ass shakin’ grooves and the best light show this side of Phish added up to pure sensory overload. Not that I’m an expert, but this was Bisco at its finest if you ask me.

The combination of travel, altitude and age had us running low on energy after the palindrome, but we stuck it out and were rewarded in kind. I’m not a big fan of ‘Spraypaint’, but the ‘Lunar Pursuit’ sandwiched in the middle sapped our final bit of stamina. Lunar was debuted this year and is among a handful of new instrumental Biscuit songs created with new drummer Allen Aucoin. Loved it!

We left mid-way through ‘Morph Dusseldorf’ because we were both failing hardcore. I couldn’t have asked for a better night of music. And Teri was so blown away that it was the first thing she talked about in the morning when she woke up. It was her “ah-ha!” moment with the Disco Biscuits, and she couldn’t stop raving about the all out onslaught that is Bisco when they are on.

Teri – “They don’t get near the respect they deserve.”

Amen.

(To listen to the Umphrey's McGee pre-Trancegression show click here.)

The drive to Copper Mountain for the festival took about two hours because there was some kind of bike race going on along the highway…in the freaking mountains! As J.J. Grey would point out during his set, Coloradoans are quite a fit bunch.

Our condo in the East Village was oh so nice. Full kitchen, fireplace and deck facing a 14,000 foot peak. As the kidz like to say, it was “pimp.” The only downer was that the hot tub was under construction. Oh well. It was a short shuttle ride (like 2 to 3 minutes) up to the main village where the music was.

Once we arrived the setting was picturesque. The stage was at the base of the American Eagle lift and the “lawn” was a ski slope. In every direction you looked there was the Rocky Mountains. Just beautiful 10,000 feet up, and sunny too.

DAY 1

J.J. Grey & MOFRO – 1:30-2:30 (1st show) listen
Circles, Footsteps > Turpentine, Lochloosa, Lazy Fo' Acre, Country Ghetto, By My Side, War, The Sun is Shining Down, Harp & Drums

The crowd was sparse for the “swamp funk” of MOFRO, but J.J. and company didn’t seem to mind. This was the last show of a long tour for them and they were headed back to Lochloosa after their set “Just as fast as they could drive.” I enjoyed MOFRO, but not as much as Teri did. To me they were no more than nice background music for a fine day in the mountains.

Lotus – 3:00-4:00 (4th show) listen
Bubonic Tonic, When H Binds to O, One Last Hurrah, Alkaline, Lucid Awakening > Juggernaut > Lucid Awakening

This was a highly anticipated set for both of us so we got right up on the rail next to keyboard/guitar player Luke Miller. This would be the second Lotus show in a row that we were right up front. NICE! Unfortunately I headed back to the condo a little disappointed. It’s not that they played bad or that the crowd wasn’t into it, but I didn’t really love their choice of songs. This is what I get for listening to all their shows from 2006 & 2007 on archive.org.

Granted they played in West Virginia the night before, so that may have had something to do with it, but ‘Bubonic Tonic, When H Binds to O’ did not get the party started like I know they can. ‘One Last Hurrah’ and ‘Alkaline’ were nice, but I didn’t feel they really got rolling until ‘Lucid Awakening’…which was great by the way. The sandwiching of ‘Juggernaut’ was also questionable in my mind. Oh well, the crowd was very full and enjoyed themselves, so that’s all that really matters.

Umphrey’s McGee – 6:00-7:30 (8th show) listen
2x2, Partyin' Peeps, Push the Pig, White Man's Moccasins > Blue Echo > Uncle Wally, Bridgeless

After some dinner back at the condo we were recharged and ready for a long night. The Umph was tight as always, hitting their changes on a dime and rocking the house like only they can. We started off up close, about 10 rows back in the mix, but the sun at 6ish in the Rockies kind of caught us off guard. So we ended up dancing side stage in the shade for the majority of this set.

I don’t really know the names of UM’s songs, but I recognize most of them when I hear them. During this show I gained a new appreciation for guitarist Brendan Bayliss’ vocals. He’s quite a band leader too. I also enjoyed watching the interplay between him and axe mate Jake Cinninger. I had never really paid that much attention before, but being that I was so close for this performance, I almost had to take notice. This set was really just a prelude for the absolute heat Umphrey’s would bring the next night.

the Disco Biscuits – 8:00-10:00 (11th show) listen
Paul Revere , Story of the World > Digital Buddha* > Story of the World > Spectacle > Munchkin Invasion , Hot Air Balloon , Gangster > Helicopters > Orch Theme > Safety Dance
E: Little Lai
* inverted

Ding-ding, it’s time for round three!

I had a feeling we’d get a ‘Paul Revere’ sometime during the weekend, and the opener seemed like very good placement. Nothing like some old school Beastie’s to get the party rolling in the right direction. ‘Story of the World’ is a highly requested song by the Bisco faithful so there were a lot of happy peeps all over the place when this one dropped. I had no clue ‘Digital Buddha’ was inverted (ending first, then beginning), but it was another first for me and Brownie’s bass bombs were shaking the mountain. The transitions kept coming, the jungle trance was flowing and ‘Munchkin Invasion’ was a perfect way to cap the opening stanza.

“Hi, my name is Sally. I'm a little munchkin.”

Anyway, after a 21:36 Munchkin a massive ‘Hot Air Balloon’ (22:24) followed and took me to another place. By this time it was dark and the Biscuits’ lights were in full effect. The combination of the best lights in the business and the powerful mind altering trance music has the ability to take you to higher plane of existence.

During the closing ‘Gangster > Helicopters > Orch Theme > Safety Dance’ I was in full on dance mode. It was so perfect I don’t think words can ever do it justice. The crisp night mountain air, insane light show, perfect vibe, Aaron Magner’s keys and Jon Gutwillig’s subtle yet commanding guitar. What can I say, it was another one of those moments. (If you were wondering, yes they closed with the Men Without Hats classic.) We went up on the hill for the ‘Little Lai’ encore, which is another great tune, to take in the lights from another angle.

The Greyboy Allstars – 11:00-1:00 (6th show)
Jungle Strut, Get Down, What Happened to TV?, Taxman, Knowledge Room, Jack Rabbit, V Neck Sweater, Still Waiting, Happy Friends, Back in the Game, Cramp Your Style, Right On, Deck Shoes
E: Quantico, VA

After strolling around the Village for a while trying to wrap our heads around what we just saw we made our way to late night pavilion and caught the end of DJ Harry. What we saw was Harry spinning Phish’s ‘First Tube’ while throwing literally thousands of glow sticks into the crowd. This led to some unfortunate glowing people, and I’m not sure the GBA’s appreciated Harry’s antics all that much since a fair share of the glow sticks ended up being hurled at the stage.

The Greyboy’s were in fine form for this one as sax player Karl Denson was having fun talking to the crowd throughout. They played a lot of stuff off their new album, as they did in Eugene and Portland this past April. The difference being that this time around they catered to the crowd’s taste by extending their jams way out there on several occasions. Teri and I hung mostly in the back and used all the extra room to get our boogie on.

We skipped the encore and headed back to the condo in a shuttle driven by a guy in a full on chicken costume. Complete with him bock-begocking into the mic as he was driving. I can’t tell you how nice it was to go “home” to an actual place rather than a tent. This is just one of the many factors that made Trancegression special.

DAY 2

Hot Buttered Rum – 1:30-2:30 (1st show)
Desert Rat > Evolution > Cuckoo's Nest > Evolution > Always Be the Moon, Pay Your Dues, Open Season, Idaho Pines, Beneath the Blossoms, Wedding Day, Busted in Utah, Angeline the Baker > Cindy

After a leisurely morning which included sleeping to 10, a home made breakfast and a hot shower it was off to the shuttle for the ride up to the stage. This would be my first time sampling the “high altitude bluegrass” of HBR and the crowd was much bigger for them than MOFRO the previous day. What makes the “Butter” different from their brethren is multi-instrumentalist Erik Yates (banjo, flutes, accordion & clarinet) and that Aaron Redner and Zac Matthews each play both mandolin & fiddle.

Unfortunately even with their plethora of talent I found HBR’s music to be…how can I say…lacking testicular fortitude. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the high & lonesome sound of Drew Emmitt and Del McCoury, but the Butter takes this to a whole ‘nother level. I think it was the persistent sissyness of their vocals that turned me off. I would have preferred some more hard charging numbers like ‘Busted in Utah’, but the vast majority of the crowd seemed to really dig them.

Zilla – 3:00-4:00 (1st show)
setlist unknown

The String Cheese people were out in force for drummer Michael Travis’ main side project. Trying to conserve energy for the night, Teri and I decided to take in our first Zilla show from up on the hill. The rest of the band is Jaime Janover (hammered dulcimer) and Aaron Holstein (bass, keys & sampler). These boys are known for playing 100% improvised shows; no setlists, no songs, etc. While they did manage to find some nice grooves along the way, I’d have to rate Zilla in the second tier of jamtronica bands. We ended up taking off with about 5 minutes left to beat the rush to the shuttle.

the Disco Biscuits – 6:00-7:30 (12th show) listen
World is Spinning > Abraxas* > Rock Candy > Sweating Bullets, Kelly Watch the Stars, 42
* inverted

After two phenomenal performances in a row, we were bound for a letdown. There had to be something about being the first closer to go on, because neither Umphrey’s nor the Biscuits seemed to fire on all cylinders when the sun was shining. ‘World is Spinning’ was a nice opener and I like the political slant of Barber’s lyrics on this one. ‘Abraxas > Rock Candy > Sweating Bullets’ was a techno dance party to be sure, but it just seemed to be lacking the same punch as the previous days. Air’s ‘Kelly Watch the Stars’ was a nice novelty to hear and ‘42’ was a proper closer. It’s not like this was a bad show overall, but it just didn’t measure up when compared to the other two.

Umphrey’s McGee – 8:00-10:00 (9th show) listen
Slacker, Miss Tinkle's Overture, In the Kitchen > Miss Gradenko > In the Kitchen, Dump City, Alex's House* > Nothing Too Fancy, Der Bluten Kat > Mulche's Odyssey > Der Bluten Kat, Wizard Burial Ground
E: Resolution^ > Svenghali# > Syncopated Strangers
* 'Unskinny Bop' (Poison) teases
^ the Disco Biscuits with Brendan Bayliss (guitar & vocals) and Andy Farag (percussion)
# full band switch to Umphrey's McGee with Jon Gutwillig (guitar & vocals)

The boys from Chicago were on point right from the jump for this one. ‘Slacker’ got things started right and ‘Miss Tinkle's Overture’ took them to the next level immediately. What followed was the best version of ‘In the Kitchen’ (song of the year winner at the 2005 Jammys) I’ve ever heard. The intro was long and drawn out building the anticipation. Then you throw in The Police’s ‘Miss Gradenko’ sandwiched in middle and you have a best version ever nominee.

‘Dump City’ kept the momentum steaming along as Teri and I moved all over the place trying to find the best vantage point we could. We were up on the hill for ‘Alex’s House’ and Teri said “They are playing ‘Unskinny Bop.’” I told her she was crazy, but I was wrong. I bow down to the keeper of all 80’s hair metal knowledge.

I really wanted to hear Alex’s and the segue into ‘Nothing Too Fancy’ was superb. NTF is probably both of our favorite UM tune, so we were gettin’ down with a vengeance at this point. ‘Der Bluten Kat > Mulche's Odyssey > Der Bluten Kat’ was pure Umph madness and the crowd was totally into it at this point, rocking out all around. ‘Wizard Burial Ground’ was debuted on 6/14/07 in San Diego and almost sounds like classic speed metal. In other words a perfect way to close a show.

When they finished I noticed it was just past 9:30, meaning they still had a half hour to burn. Teri had been predicting a collaborative encore, but even she didn’t expect what happened next. While the Disco Biscuits walking out on stage was not a total shock, what they played was. With Brendan Bayliss singing the Biscuits rocked the Umphrey’s song ‘Resolution’…and did a very nice job with it. In the middle of the jam Marc Brownstein raised his hand and handed the bass to Ryan Stasik. Then one by one the rest of UM came back out.

Being that Barber was still on stage I figured a Bisco tune was up next, but ‘Svenghali’? C’mon now! The DB have plenty of difficult compositions to play and ‘Svenghali’ has to be right up there. That said, I think the Biscuits did a better job with Umphrey’s song than the other way around. That’s not meant to be a knock on the Umph in any way, it’s just that the signature Bisco sound is a lot harder to replicate in my opinion.

After Barber exited stage right the way that Jake Cinninger led the drop on a dime change into ‘Syncopated Strangers’ epitomizes the collective cohesion UM shares as a unit. I can’t say for sure if this was the best Umphrey’s show I’d ever seen, but it is certainly in the top 2.

We had nothing left after two late nights of boogying so we skipped Pnuma (the 4th consecutive time I’ve passed on these guys) and Galactic. When you get to a certain age you are more in tune with how far you can push your body, and we were both at our limit.

Over the course of the festival we saw numerous band members just milling about like regular people. I’ve never been on Jam Cruise, but I suspect Trancegression was the same way just on a smaller scale.

Jon Gutwillig (guitarist tDB) – standing in front of us during MOFRO, in line for beer during the GBA late night and on the bumper boats after Zilla.

Marc Brownstein (bassist tDB) – in the village walking with his crew to an unknown destination after their set on day 1.

Aaron Magner (keyboardist tDB) – walking with a buddy in the village after their set on day 1.

Ryan Stasik (bassist UM) – dancing right next to us with TWO hot chicks during the GBA late night.

Jesse Miller (bassist Lotus) – chilling with his peeps by the front gate before HBR.

Nat Keefe (guitarist HBR) – watching Zilla in the mix down front.

Mike Rempel (guitarist Lotus) – sitting right behind us on the hill for Zilla.

We didn’t bother trying to chat up any of these people, nor did anyone else really (with the exception of Barber and Stasik), and honestly they all seemed to enjoy being normal fans for a while.

Since I’ve been home I haven’t read a single bad review of Trancegression anywhere on the web. The atmosphere was just so chill, the police were visible but under control, the accommodations were fabulous, the weather cooperated and the music was excellent. What more could you ask for? I can’t say that I’ll definitely be there next year (my first High Sierra is calling), but if the lineup was good I wouldn’t hesitate. I’d say as long as the resort itself didn’t mind the influx of hippies (most of which were extremely well behaved and polite) that Trancegression has a bright future as a destination event.

7.01.2007

Draft Review

Just a quick disclaimer before I start in on the Draft Review:

I haven’t seen the vast majority of these guys play…even a little. The small amount that I have witnessed consists of a few tournament games this year. So when I review a team’s draft I’m really commenting on how I think the draft picks fit with the particular needs of the club, rather than the player’s actual skill level.

Disclaimer #2:

I use what ESPN Insider Chad Ford writes about these guys to discern what their basic attributes are. While Ford may not be 100% right on all of them (who is?), it’s his job to monitor these college and international players all year long. So I trust his general take on what their strengths and weaknesses are.

Atlanta Hawks – Al Horford (3) & Acie Law IV (11)

While Horford and Law are probably upgrades over Marvin & Sheldon Williams and Speedy Claxton & Tyronn Lue respectively, the Hawks just got even younger. So even though these picks look good on paper, I don’t think they necessarily equate to more wins. Additionally, these were two guys I wasn’t overly impressed with in the tourney.

Boston Celtics – Ray Allen, Gabe Pruitt (32) & Glen Davis (35)

Pruitt is a possible replacement for the departed Delonte West, but I’m not sure about Glen “Big Baby” Davis. Talented guys with weight issues (Oliver Miller, Robert Traylor, Mike Sweetney, etc.) tend to have a very short shelf life in the NBA. The big news for the Celtics is obviously the acquisition of Allen.

Unlike most, I think Ray-Ray has at least two good years left in him. I’m of the mind that the Allen/Paul Pierce/Al Jefferson trio, with Rajon Rondo & Kendrick Perkins as role players, is enough for Boston to contend the East. Granted, GM Danny Ainge is gambling here by mortgaging the future to appease Pierce, but it’s a calculated risk worth taking in my book. I don’t think Ainge is done yet either. Look for Danny to move Theo Ratliff’s expiring contract and a youngster or two for some veteran help.

Charlotte Bobcats – Jason Richardson, Jared Dudley (22) & Jermareo Davidson (36)

GM Michael Jordan acquiring J-Rich is a major coup in my book. Richardson is one of the most underrated players in the NBA and fills a huge void on the Cats roster. Jason will step right in and be their #1 option on offense and go-to-guy in the clutch. J-Rich, Raymond Felton and Emeka Okafor is a very nice core to build around, and I expect Charlotte to be better than people think next season.

Dudley has been described as a Shane Battier type role playing SF. In other words, Jared does all the things that Adam Morrison doesn’t. I’m not sure where this leaves unrestricted free agent Gerald Wallace, but my guess is he’s played his last game as a member of the Bobcats. Davidson is raw athletic big with an outside chance of making the roster.

Chicago Bulls – Joakim Noah (9), Aaron Gray (49) & JamesOn Curry (51)

On one hand I can see how Noah’s demeanor and style of play fits right in with the Bulls and coach Scott Skiles. On the other hand they already have two guys who do the exact same things Joakim does in Ben Wallace and Tyrus Thomas. Now maybe GM John Paxson is stockpiling assets for a Kobe Bryant or Kevin Garnett deal, but I doubt it. Gray is a plodding center with some offensive skill and Curry is an undersized SG.

Cleveland Cavaliers – nothing

Dallas Mavericks – Nick Fazekas (34), Reyshawn Terry (44) & Renaldas Seibutis (50)

Fazekas looks like the next in the Keith Van Horn-Austin Croshere line as Dirk Nowitzki’s backup. Not a bad second round pick when you consider Nick’s numbers translate very well to the pro game.. Terry is an athletic SF and seems like the typical Mavs steal to me. Don’t expect to see Seibutis any time soon.

Denver Nuggets – nothing

Detroit Pistons – Rodney Stuckey (15), Arron Afflalo (27) & Sammy Mejia (57)

I think it’s safe to say that GM Joe Dumars was not happy with his back court depth last season. Stuckey is a combo guard that does a little bit of everything on the offensive end. He should be the first guard off the bench next year and bring some much needed athleticism to the Pistons rotation. Afflalo & Mejia are both swingmen, so maybe Joe D is hoping that one of them pans out.

Golden State Warriors – Brandan Wright (8), Marco Belinelli (18) & Stephane Lasme (46)

I think GM Chris Mullin got taken to the cleaners on the Wright-Richardson exchange from a purely talent perspective. Brandan is one of those kids with all the tools (length, athleticism) and unlimited “upside”, but he lacks pro level strength and has persistent questions about his desire and work ethic. That’s never a good combo in my opinion. What Mully did accomplish with his trade of J-Rich is he gained a $10 million dollar trade exception that is good for a calendar year. What this means is the Warriors can acquire a player with a contract up to $10 mil for nothing at all. That is absolutely HUGE for them. (Note: the trade exception can not be packaged with anything else when used.)

Belinelli is your typical European shooter that will probably have a tough time adjusting to the physicality and pace of play in the NBA. Lasme is a super-athletic shot blocking and rebounding specialist. I think Stephane’s got a decent shot at being a rotation player in GS this coming season because they don’t have a designated defensive stopper.

Houston Rockets – Aaron Brooks (26), Carl Landry (31) & Brad Newley (54)

New GM Daryl Morey is the first numbers based head personnel man in the NBA, so I guess we’re not supposed to understand his first draft. Brooks is an extremely undersized SG with lightning quickness. I think Aaron was a serious reach in the first round and doesn’t fit at all on a Rockets squad with Mike James, Rafer Alston, John Lucas III, Luther Head & Vassilis Spanoulis. Morey’s going to have to do something to clear up that log jam. Landry is a bruiser down low and fits a need for Houston much better than Brooks does. Newley is a star SG in Australia and could be a nice backup...if he comes over.

Indiana Pacers – Stanko Barac (39)

Another puzzling move by GM Larry Bird. Why trade a future second rounder for a guy who is years away from contributing? Seems a little silly to me, but I guess Bird saw something in him he just had to have.

Los Angeles Clippers – Al Thornton (14) & Jared Jordan (45)

I think GM Elgin Baylor did a great job here. Thornton basically fell into his lap and fits a need taboot. Much is made about Al’s age (23), but the Clips need someone who can produce right now. Thornton’s arrival also means that Corey Maggette is most likely on his way out of town. Jordan is a “true” PG that sees the floor, knows how to run a team and keep his teammates happy. The knock on JJ is his athleticism, so while his upside may be Steve Nash-y, Jared could also easily be the next Mateen Cleaves.

Los Angeles Lakers – Javaris Crittenton (19), Sun Yue (40) & Marc Gasol (48)

I’m sure Kobe Bryant was just thrilled with these picks. Crittenton is technically the PG the Lakers really need, but the problem is that he’s 19 years old and years away. He and Andrew Bynum have LA all set up to rebuild post “Mamba”. GM Mitch Kupchak has already said that both Yue and Gasol will play overseas for at least another year. Great, so we got nothing that makes us better in this draft. Fantastic! Actually, homerish disgust aside, I think Gasol can really help the Lakers interior defense and rebounding…if he ever gets stateside.

Memphis Grizzlies – Mike Conley Jr. (4)

Nice pick by new GM Chris Wallace here, although it was pretty much a no-brainer when you consider that the Griz have a decent player at every other position. I wonder if Conley is really ready though. If he is, Pau Gasol, Mike Miller and Rudy Gay will be very happy and Memphis will no longer be a league laughingstock.

Miami Heat – Daequan Cook (21)

Cook has all the tools to be a legit NBA SG, but is no where near ready yet. I also have to wonder given coach/GM Pat Riley’s intolerance of young players (Dorell Wright springs to mind), and the Heat’s win now mantra, why he would take a project here. I mean as good as Daequan might be, he’s not the missing piece Miami needs to get back to the Finals.

Milwaukee Bucks – Yi Jianlian (6) & Ramon Sessions (56)

Kudos to Bucks GM Larry Harris for having the testicular fortitude to draft who he thought was the best player on the board, regardless of what Yi’s “representatives” were saying. Jianlian is a face the basket PF with an outside shot and the ability to put the ball on the floor. The questions about him are his strength and toughness. As raw as Yi is, I think the Bucks are a great situation for him. A young team with low expectations in a small media market…it’s perfect! Now maybe the merchandise dollars won’t be the same as in a big city, but as far as on the court goes, it couldn’t be better. The sooner his “people” understand this, the better for everybody involved. Sessions is a pass first PG that has a chance to make the roster as a backup.

Minnesota Timberwolves – Corey Brewer (7) & Chris Richard (41)

After unsuccessfully trying to trade Kevin Garnett before the draft, GM Kevin McHale chose two Florida Gators. Brewer is going to be a solid defender, but his offense is a long ways away. That said, Corey and Randy Foye could be a nice tandem covering each other’s weaknesses. Richard was the sixth man for the Gators and will have a tough time making the squad.

A funny sidebar here is that had McHale pulled off the deal with Atlanta, he planned on taking Horford and Noah as well. I mean, you can’t make this stuff up.

New Jersey Nets – Sean Williams (17)

This guy is supposedly a character risk, but he’s exactly what the Nets need. Williams is an athletic shot blocking big man that doesn’t mind mixing it up inside. So he and Nenad Krstic compliment each other’s strengths and weaknesses. A nice pick here as long as metropolitan New York doesn’t get the best of Sean.

New Orleans Hornets – Julian Wright (13) & Adam Haluska (43)

I’m sure GM Jeff Bower was shocked to see Wright sitting there at 13. So even though Julian plays the same position as Peja Stojakovic, Bower did the right thing by taking the best player available. Conversely, Haluska was picked because he fills a need at SG, and seems like a massive reach that most likely would have went undrafted if not picked by the Hornets.

New York Knicks – Zach Randolph, Fred Jones, Dan Dickau, Wilson Chandler (23) & Demetris Nichols (53)

Give GM Isiah Thomas credit here, he got Z-Bo for pennies on the dollar. That said, Zeke also took on an additional $30 million in long term salaries and created a huge log jam in the low post. I have no idea how Zach and Eddy Curry are going to coexist as starters. While Randolph does have a decent mid-range jumper, he needs to be on the low block to do his best work. Ditto for Curry, minus the jump shot. Then there’s super-sub David Lee who is also strictly a low post performer, albeit one that doesn’t require the ball to produce. You would think after the Stephon Marbury-Steve Francis debacle that Thomas would have learned his lesson, but unless there’s another trade in the works, it seems not.

Chandler is a long athletic forward whose game is supposedly better suited to the NBA and Nichols is a one trick pony (3-point shooting). As always, I’m not about to question any of Isiah’s draft picks.

Orlando Magic – Milovan Rakovic (60)

The NBA’s version of “Mr. Irrelevant” is unlikely to ever cross the pond.

Philadelphia 76ers – Thaddeus Young (12), Jason Smith (20), Derrick Byars (42) & Herbert Hill (55)

At first I was a little disappointed when the Sixers picked Young, then I started reading about him and the pick made sense to me. Thad is a bit of a “tweener” now, but with some added muscle he could possibly play some PF in the future. Smith is a face the basket big man in the Dirk Nowitzki vein, so you can expect him to struggle defending stronger players for a while. I don’t expect Byars to make the team, but the Hill selection reminds me a lot of Utah taking Paul Millsap last year.

As MMM has been saying all along, he wanted GM Billy King to get two pieces out of this draft. I think there’s a very good possibility of that. Obviously I’m already driving the HH bandwagon, and if either Young or Smith reach their potential, well there you have it. There are some pitfalls here though. Thad and Jason are both “upside” guys, and if they develop slowly I doubt Philadelphians will have the patience to nurture them along.

Phoenix Suns – Alando Tucker (29) & D.J. Strawberry (59)

New GM Steve Kerr’s first go around in the draft was a little questionable. Tucker has great athleticism, is a good defender and is ready to play right away. In theory that give the Suns some much needed depth. The problem is that Alando can’t shoot, so how he fits into coach Mike D’Antoni’s system remains to be seen. Strawberry tested as the best overall athlete at the combine and has the makings of a future defensive stopper, but D.J. is another guy that can’t shoot.

Portland Trail Blazers – Steve Francis, Channing Frye, Greg Oden (1), Rudy Fernandez (24), Petteri Koponen (30), Josh McRoberts (37) & Taurean Green (52)

For the second consecutive year GM Kevin Pritchard was a wheelin’ and a dealin’ like a riverboat gambler on draft day. Unloading Z-Bo was the top priority of the summer, and even though I’m sure a better deal could have been made, getting rid of Randolph for whatever is good enough for me. Look for the artist formerly know as “Franchise” to be bought out without ever playing a game for the Blazers. Frye’s addition gives Portland another high post player (LeMarcus Aldridge) that will allow Oden the space he needs to operate on the low block.

Fernandez and Koponen will both likely stay in Europe for another year (probably more for Petteri). Rudy was a steal for the Blazers as I see it. The guy has been playing at the top level overseas for years now and will be a quality backup to Brandon Roy. McRoberts made his name playing alongside Oden in AAU ball (thanks Jay Bilas), so as a role playing 4th big man I like his fit in the grand scheme of things. Since Koponen is a few years away, Green has a chance to make the club as a 3rd PG.

A few more things about Portland. If/when Francis’ contract is bought out I expect Raef LaFrentz to be right behind him check in hand on the way out the door. K-Pritch has at least one unannounced trade still out there, and maybe another. The word is that James Jones (Phoenix) is on his way to the Rose City. That is probably part of the Rudy Fernandez deal, but Pritchard also alluded to the Blazers getting the SF they needed, but would not offer any clues. I can only hope he’s not referring to Jones as the answer at SF. Oh yeah, if you are reading this Darius Miles, RETIRE ALREADY!

Sacramento Kings – Spencer Hawes (10)

Hawes is a very offensively skilled center that also has a knack for passing the ball down low or at the high post. However, he’s rather unathletic and lacks strength, so defense and rebounding aren’t his strong suites. Basically he’s the next in the Vlade Divac-Brad Miller line. Which is fine, but GM Geoff Petrie really needs to blow this team up and start rebuilding, because the Kings as presently constituted are going nowhere fast.

San Antonio Spurs – Tiago Splitter (28) & Marcus Williams (33)

Typical quality draft by GM R.C. Buford. Splitter has a huge buyout with Tau Ceramica, so he won’t be in the states until the 2008-09 season. When he arrives he should take over the starting spot alongside Tim Duncan within a couple of years and be there until Tim retires. Williams probably should have stayed in school, but if he can put it together he’ll infuse the Spurs aging core with some much needed athleticism on the wings.

Incidentally, these are two players I was hoping would end up on the Lakers. Not like that matters to anyone though.

Seattle SuperSonics – Wally Szczerbiak, Delonte West, Kevin Durant (2) & Jeff Green (5)

30 year old GM Sam Presti burst onto the NBA stage by selling high on Ray Allen. The moral to the story? When Danny Ainge calls, other GM’s listen. Anyway, Wally’s contract is certainly steep, but for the two remaining years he should be a productive starter at SG. West is an ideal 3rd guard and will be a nice backup behind Szczerbiak and Earl Watson.

I don’t have the reservations some do about Durant and Green playing the same position because when Kevin fills out he’s going be a PF, leaving SF open for Green. Sure there will probably be some growing pains, but long term they should be fine.

Presti is not done reshaping this roster by a long shot. I know right now he’s saying that he wants to keep Rashard Lewis, but that’s just posturing so he can get more for him in a sign & trade. I also expect to see Luke Ridnour moved as well. What Sam gets back for those two will really prove what he’s made of, but I have to say Presti is off to fine start.

Toronto Raptors – Giorgos Printezis (58)

For some reason I don’t have a problem with GM Bryan Colangelo trading a future second rounder for some European prospect. Although, that probably says more about Larry Bird (the GM) than it does Colangelo.

Utah Jazz – Morris Almond (25) & Kyrylo Fesenko (38)

The Jazz have a had a hole at SG for an eternity it seems, enter Almond. Morris was considered arguably the best shooter in the draft. He has a great jumper from mid-range out to very deep. The question is, will coach Jerry Sloan play him. It’s possible that Utah wouldn’t have needed to draft Almond if last year’s first round pick Ronnie Brewer had received some playing time. Fesenko has good athleticism, size, mobility and the attitude to play center in the Association. He may not be over right away, but I get the feeling we actually will see this guy suit up eventually.

Washington Wizards – Nick Young (16) & Dominic McGuire (47)

GM Ernie Grunfeld had to be very happy when Young was still available at 16. Nick is a perfect fit for the Wizards free flowing offense. He should be a good running mate for Gilbert Arenas, and Gil can teach Young what it takes to be a pro. McGuire is an “upside” guy that could be a defensive stopper if he hits the weights.

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